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2010

10

Dec

Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day


I don’t know where these pictures are from. I don’t know how old they are, I just know how old Taylor Momsen is, and that’s under 18 and practically topless, leading me to wonder why Terry Richardson, who is shooting these pics, hasn’t been arrested as a kiddie pornographer…cuz everytime I get 16 year old girls topless and posing for pictures…I get in trouble…I mean it hasn’t actually happened yet..I just fuck the 16 year olds cuz it’s legal…the only pictures I take are mental ones….cuz I’m not into going to jail…

Clearly Momsen is trying to get noticed, cuz she knows the day she turns 18, everyone will figure out that she looks like Lady Gaga….but until her birthday comes, her youth makes you ignore that.

Here she is in concert….pretending she’s Dakota Fanning in The Runaways…only way less convincing….

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