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2010

29

Dec

Kim Kardashian is Fatness of the Day

The nice thing about Kim Kardashian is that she’s always rockin’ her Holiday weight. She doesn’t need an excuse for being fat, she’s always big, sloppy and fat, but sometimes she’s smart enough to SPANX that shit into a curvy people can get excited about, but I guess now that she’s made it, she can afford to be a lazy ball of buttery shit, especially with all the sleepless nights she’s been having working hard on her one true passion…..music….Seriously, I just read that she was on her way to the music studio, that she’s doing a collab with Kanye West, and that her new scam money making hustle is music and I have a feeling it is gonna work…..because that’s just how much America scrutinizes over quality product….in their shitty processed food and in their shitty entertainment….

Fingers are crossed that it’ll be over the second this fat lady sings….

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