I hate Brooklyn Decker. I am a firm believer she only got the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit because Andy Roddick and his gang of sports agents, managers, sponsors and the World Tennis Association made Sports Illustrated scared they’d lose sponsors, exclusives, interviews with athletes and all the other shit that comes with pissing off very powerful people….They figured the other models who are hotter than here aren’t married to pro athletes, but this is a strategic business move…

She’s blocked me on twitter cuz I call her out on sucking Mandy Moore’s pussy juice off her husband’s dick and possibly for other reasons, like an odd attraction to my bad english…and I’m not talking the band….

What it comes down to is that she’s got big tits, skinny frame, so her Heidi Montag face (and that’s after being photoshopped to shit) can be ignored…

Here she is in Esquire….pushing the boundaries of smut cuz magazines are trying to compete with the internet and as long as they’re doing these photoshoots, they’re doing good enough by my low standards…

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