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2011

03

Feb

Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works…

It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it…

I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish…

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site…

Why did I do this to myself..

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