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2011

09

Feb

Selena Gomez Sluts Out in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t know why Selena Gomez did a costume change at the Justin Bieber event she was at, but I can assume it has to do with the fact that she’s took Bieber’s cherry, and for some reason hasn’t been charged with statuatory rape, and is not considered a sex offender, even if she should be, and I think that’s gotta do with the fact that Usher and Kanye West beat her to it…I mean two black dudes ass raping a kid raises a lot more red flags than a recently turned 18 year old pedophile…not that it matters…cuz she’s wearing a fucking tight dress and really…

Ariana Grande is some 17 year old Disney style teen starlet, who realizes that she’s got 5 months left before no one gives a fuck about her, so she’s gotta get the scandals out there fast, something I endorse…cuz this teenage slutting bullshit may be obvious, but never boring…I don’t find this hot, I just think its on the right path…

I guess what I’ve learned today is that Justin Bieber concerts and events are highly erotic for perverts who like underage girls in low cut outfits…as someone from Canada, where 16 is legal, I don’t get excited about slutty average at best looking girls, but I get it…people want what they can’t have…so being under 18 instantly makes these bitches appealing…while I prefer girls who actually know how to get down…but I guess this isn’t about me…it’s about the leqders of tomorrow…Enjoy.

Posted in:Ariana Grande|Selena Gomez

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