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2011

11

Feb

Oliva Wilde Does Flaunt Magazine For Diesel of the Day

This confuses me. I think it’s an ad for Diesel that they are running on Flaunt magazine in some kind of paid co-brand that I don’t understand, cuz I’m not a business man, or a business, man. I still rob my wife blind for drinking money and as pathetic as it sounds, I’m the one not wearing pants who just woke up after passing out at 6 am wasted with my pants around my ankles talking to 18 year old sluts in other timezones on Skype…I’m internation without even leaving my couch…I’ve been to Australia, Europe, Africa and Asia…See the fucking world in webcam slut vagina….if that’s not culture, I don’t know what is….maybe Oliva Wilde is…you know cuz she named herself after the most cliche writer she could think of…I’m changing my name to Jesus Twain…I think people will respond better to me.

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