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2011

23

Feb

Hayden Panettiere and Some Street Meat of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about, but assume some street performing, busking, muscle beach greased up weirdo in Venice spotted Panettiere as one of his fellow circus performers and had to run up to her and say hello, where she eagerily greeted him, despite his street performing, busking germs, and bleeding aids lesion legs, because she was just that happy to see one of her fellow circus performers….I mean they haven’t been together since that Caravan tour of eastern europe back in the 1880s…you know cuz soul mates are forever…

I don’t know where I went with this post, but I assume one midget freak will always love one massive strong man freak, it’s just nature’s course for them, and germs won’t ever get between them….True story.

She also got raped by a dog, something a lot of girls are into these days according to the amateur videos I see on porn sites I visit, or maybe the dog recognizes his kind too…who knows….and more importantly…who cares…

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