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2011

04

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Half Naked for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Gisele tucked her penis in for an erotic or semi erotic depending on how badly you like tranny’s with implants posing in lingerie, which if you’re a pro athlete, it is probably a lot…I’m talking to you Greenbay Fudgepacker Quarterpack who took his locker room dreams out on a socially acceptable man pussy cuz she made it so far as a real pussy thanks to Victoria’s Secret and a web of lies…

This is for Vogue Turkey, a Muslim nation named after some of your favorite Thanksgiving meats, who apparently is a hell of a lot more sexed up and sexy than America…more laid back about the shit…and this is a nation who my Turkish Muslim friend told me wouldn’t let him jerk off as a teen, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs until one of them got stuck…and it’s more DTF than USA…Hilarious that all you idiots are so distracted by bullshit to do anything about it.

I know, Gisele being a mad is an outdated hustle, I mean just last year she faked a pregnancy…

I know, I need to get creative, but I can’t, I’m too busy trying to get an erection to these.

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