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2011

12

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Doin the Monster Mash of the Day

I don’t know what Lindsay Lohan did, but I think it’s safe to say it’s a fucking disaster. She looks like she’s been living in the fucking streets strung out on dirty semen and puddle water, or maybe that she got in a fight with one of those Florida grandmother’s, all plastic and doin’ the monster mash…Or maybe she’s trying to channel her inner sex doll, inner stripper, inner circus clown, inner wax statue doing her Madame Tussauds or some shit, and I find the whole thing highly erotic….only because I’ve experience Lohan first hand, and having her dance around her hotel room in high heels and pajama pants, to her album that was never released, crying because of Samantha Ronson while I drank free Vodka and ate her french fries as her friends railed lines of coke and tried to hire escorts, was probably one of the highlights of the last 5 years of my alcholism, but only cuz I forget pretty much all the other shit I get myself into….

Not that it matters…here’s Lohan…for old good times…

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