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2011

16

May

Marisa Miller’s Old and Hard Model Face of the Day

Marisa Miller is overrated. She’s a stripper who strayed from stripping. She’s got fake tits, a hard body and for some reason her career went to legit modeling…a reason I will never understand…but think it has to do with being the “All AMerican” kind of girl…

So here is her hard fucking face, one that would only look nice on a stripper under the black light, only for you to get a horrible surprise when you offer her enough money to go back to your motel room with you, only to realize she’s like a fucking gremlin, and the second you get her in normal light, she turns to this.

Maybe I’m being too hard on aging, but maybe it’s deserved since her entire career wasn’t deserved…but this is a fucking old looking face….one so old that’s it is the old lady at the strip club….and not the crack whore stripper…the old lady no one really gets why she’s there…and I guess in some ways that’s amazing….

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