I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

31

May

Everyone Notice Pippa Middleton Cuz that’s What She Wants of the Day

What it comes down to is that I want her daddy issues all over my dick…because her feelings of inadequacies when it comes to her self esteem, thanks to the successful marriage skills of her sister, put a heavy load on a bitch to pave her own way in life…I mean shit, I’m a dude who hates marriage as it is the death of all things good in life, and even I’m jealous of the Royal Wedding, and that’s her fucking sister…gotta do some real damage that makes for some real amazing dick riding…

What a slag…

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