Pippa Middleton is loving all the attention she is getting…attention that is all based on what her sister puts in her vagina…or at least pretends to put in her vagina for the sake of the Royal Family and the Royal Life….as the Royal Wife….

Posing for the paparazzi is way more satisfying for a girl with daddy issues, or inadequacies she feels as not being her sister…someone she’ll never live up to….than fucking 7 different dudes in a 24 hour span while high on drugs…..

I guess that’s what makes me her number 1 fan….thinking of maybe being the president of her fan club….that’s just how I do things…

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