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2011

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the better part of the night trying to figure out some nude pics a reader sent in of his cheating girlfriend….Her tits and body looked pretty great, but then came the pussy pic, and shit was a pussy like no other pussy I had ever seen in my life. It looked alien, possibly from another planet, or maybe just a hybrid gender, seriously circus-grade…ready to be put on display for the world to pay 5 cents to point and laugh at, tso I figured what better way to start the hangover dump on a day I’m only hungover on curiosity, then to post a picture of this creature I’m so curious about, that for all I know, lives in the panties of a girl you may know…

This isn’t ex gf porn, this is a fucking biological mystery….seriously, any scientists out there willing to explain? Who says we’re not an educational facility here…

HEre’s the email homie sent with the pics…

This is my ex girlfriend that cheated on me so I had to break up with her. Sucked cause it was a nice catch. The pussy is so beat up, look how swollen I made that shit. It looks like a hermaphrodite. Enjoy, feel free to use them on the site I didn’t include her face. This was so I could tag her new boyfriend in these fucked up pictures i had of her on facebook, and not get in trouble.. Only sad thing was that they were shot with my iphone, wish i used a nikon.

Hermaphrodite is an understatement….If anything dude shouldn’t worry about her cheating on him and he shoulda made a business out of her…by selling tickets to slip your dick into what may be a undeveloped dick…the kind of pussy you whore out at bars to make extra money cuz her pussy is so fucking weird…I blame the hormones in the food but I’ll let you be the judge….

Now email me pics of your ex gf the whore to put on blast….Here are the morning hangover dump, even though I’m not hungover cuz I slept 10 hours….

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