I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

30

Jun

I want to Have Sex With Prince Harry’s Vagina of the Day

The title sounds gayer than it is! I’m not talking his man pussy….I’m talking the pussy he fucks…

Her name is Florence Brudenell-Bruce, I want to have sex with her. I’ve never heard of her before buy apparently she is having a sexual affair with Prince Harry…from the Royal Family….Who’s brother just got married to a Middleton…in the event you don’t keep up to speed on Royal Family gossip…which I sure as hell hope you don’t cuz that’d just be a really fucking weird hobby to have….

Here she is in her panties…..for some modeling I assume she does…or is trying to do by staging her own shoots cuz she thinks highly of herself and wants the societal stamp of approval other bikini models have that they are legit hot..but she’s not a real bikini or lingerie model…she’s just a rich kid with a 5,000,000 dollar apartment who wants to be a model…and has the connections to make herself out to be one…It’s happened before with average looking girls from money…and it will happen again…cuz girls who don’t have money have to fucking get jobs…and I’ve never seen a problem with any girl rich or poor, model or not getting half naked…no problem at all…

Part of me misses his ex, Chelsy Davy…but probably not as much as she misses the meal ticket that she had lined up for her….I just miss her cuz I HAD ACCESS TO HER FACEBOOK PICTURES FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME AND GOT PICS OF HER BEATING A FISH IN HER BIKINI ….

But there’s always time to get to know Flo, and there’s something special about someone named after something people call their period…It’s hot and stinks of fertility, youthfulness, feminity and anal sex for the week…If you know what I mean…

All this to say…I need more ass shots of her….

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