I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

10

Aug

Liz Leyda is a Former Miss Utah I want to Fuck of the Day

This bitch was Miss Utah 2006 and I guess that gave her Mormon ass the taste of fame and idea that when she turned 21, she’d move to California and try to make it on her own as the celebrity she thinks she is, you know cuz winning Beauty Pageants fucks a bitch up, partially cuz their moms over encourage them for years, but also because the rest of the circuit does to when you win…

So she’s in LA…she’s hitting up the clubs and hot spots….she’s getting noticed by the paparazzi…and she’s loving every second of it…which means staged bikini pics, possible sex tape, definite panty flash, and more low level goods to come…and I’m digging it cuz I want to fuck her face but would settle for her ass or pussy…if you know what I mean…

I still don’t know who the fuck she is…but I like her just fine that way…it’s easier to like unknowns who love attention cuz you know nothing about all the things you do that you’d normally hate so much it takes away from wanting to fuck them…but I’m ready for all that to change, she’s on a mission…in red…cuz she must be expecting her period and not in the mood to risk it…

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