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2011

01

Sep

Jessica Albas Post Baby Weight of the Day

Here are some Alba milk filled titties…all empty in the uterus…but still ravaged in the vagina…assuming she gets celebrity c-sections…cuz a little scar is easier to hide in a bikini than a meaty fucking cunt….as you know she’sll try to make a comeback and be that bitch on all fours showing vagina she once was…only now she’ll have to get naked to stay competitive….and interesting…which will be a nice change of pace for people like me who have always wanted to see her naked…I just have a thing for Mexicans who pretend they aren’t mexican, especially when they are hot and hollywood, even with their babyweight…. You know how it is.

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