She looks half retarded doesn’t she and I don’t mean “Black Eyed Peas” retarded, you know throwing down in a top 40 club, I’m talking straight from the institution she was dropped off at as a baby, run by nuns cuz nuns are good people, unless they are raping or molesting, which happens, when the victims are as retarded as Rachel Bilson looks, cuz even the most wholesome person can’t resist temptation as they chronically masturbate….at least that’s what my friend who volunteered with retarded adults swimming program told me…but he was only in it for the sex in the first place…people are weird…and Rachel Bilson looks weird…reminding me that she’s lost her fucking glory days by being married and brainwashed in canada…

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