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2011

19

Oct

Sofia Vergara’s Big Tits in a One Piece of the Day

People think I hate Sofia Vergara cuz I always talk shit about her, calling her out for being a single mother who whored out to get famous and it worked, but they don’t realize, I love girls who whore out to get anything, especially things I can afford…

It’s just obvious that someone like her, you know the chosen one amongst millions of immigrants coming into Miami, Texas and LA on Raft or in the back of a van, had to work extra hard to get noticed that or she was in with a drug cartel that hooked her up by threatening to ruin people…

See, she does have awesome tits, and she does look good for a 45 year old mom, and maybe that’s enough…but I don’t know, all the hot illegals I know are strippers or chamber maids, so maybe I just don’t get this “Pretty Woman”, saved by Richard Gere, shit.. it’s not really my scene…

But I do know staring at tits is my scene…so I’m digging this vacation….and you should be too.

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