Hey guys.
I’m not a webmaster or anything on this website. I just found out that this website is not safe.
I dropped the DB yesterday (by accident, sorry..) and now I got some logins… (I can generate them). I do NOT want to break your site, this is only for you consideration. I didn’t delete anything, and I will not go and lame around.
Please fix your website mr webmaster. I like this site, and do not want it hacked or anything. So I did this, for someone else does…
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I am all about washed up models wearing stupid costumes to 80s parties with other washed up models only because shit reminds me of every hipster party I’ve ever been too, where motherfuckers rape thrift shops and American Apparel only to act like everyday is Halloween. The difference is that Naomi Campbell is rich and doesn’t have to hide her cocaine from her other hipster friends for fear that they are going to want a bump that will bite into her stash that she won’t be able to replenish until her dad wires her the weekly stipend he has set up for her to go to University, because she’s a rich kid.
I am also all about the fact that bitch is insane and insane girls get me excited, except for this insane girl I once banged who was emotionally unstable. I used a condom even though I am anti condom because I didn’t know what gutter she crawled out of, but she smelled like it wasn’t a very clean one and half way into it, she was begging me to take off the condom and cum inside her because she wanted to feel what it’s like to have my baby….
That scared me enough to finish up fast and run to the bathroom to flush the condom because I didn’t want her to turn it inside out and try to knock herself up. In retrospect, I should have let her have my baby, she would have made a decent mother and has been the only woman to ever ask me to get her pregnant on the first date.
Bonus - Some Slag Named Jenny Frost I’ve Never Heard of at the Same Party
Another Bonus - Kate Moss and her Boyfriend at the Party
Here are some pictures of Audrina Partridge from some Halloween party dressed like Madonna in the 80s who was apparently some kind of sex symbol at the time, but looking back at it now, definitely wasn’t because she looked like a fucking clown. I know that there are some people who like clowns to juggle at their kid’s parties, even though anyone who becomes a clown is usually a drunken degenerate or a pedophile, making wanting to fuck them a smelly and awkward experience, that probably happens because girls have the weirdest fucking sexual fantasies, like fucking their teachers or bosses, or fucking virgins (which is good news to you), or even fucking their dad’s friends, because there’s power in making someone break the rules for their pussies.
Either way, I am sure she’s a nice person, because with a face like that, she’d have to be, it’s pretty much all she’s got going for her, other than all her money from being on a shitty TV show….that I’d like to wallet fuck even if it meant telling her how beautiful she is everyday. I hear girls like that shit.
I love how every fucking loser and their best friend rocked a pink shirt last year. You know the kind of guy who goes to the gym a lot, rocks gelled hair, enjoys talkin’ shit about “faggots” and “pussy”, meanwhile loves hangin’ out in the gym locker and lookin’ at his friend’s dick in the shower. You know the kind of pink shirt wearing homo that has a wop accent, that wears alligator elf boots and a tight pair of Energie jeans. Well, I am not gonna let those Gino motherfuckers fuck with the pink t-shirt. I think they are over that trend, so the cool kids can officially rock pink again. This Miami Vice shirt is hot, I don’t care how homo you think it may be. Sometimes Pink is the New Blog, othertimes pink is a safe choice for t-shirts, especially when it says Miami Vice on it, cuz everything in Miami is pink, except for the spic pussy, which is a nicer shade of brown/purple/black/baby factory. Don’t let gino’s ruin your steez.
