This A-Rod scandal is retarded and I really don’t give a fuck about it, possibly because I don’t care about baseball, it’s the American National sport, not the lazy drunk self-haters sport, which is drinking myself into a stupor in a way that doesn’t really allow me to focus on a game on TV, but instead on trying to pee into the toilet bowl and not all over the floor, not that that kind of thing really matters in my shithole apartment, the other day there was a shit smeared handprint on my bathroom wall, because that’s just the kind of ghetto I am living. I also don’t give a fuck about Madonna or her muscles, or the fact that the newscaster gives his opinion on handsome men with lots of money being a real catch and how they should not get married because they have women everywhere tempting them to stray. By the sounds of it, this newscaster probably wishes A-Rod would measure his dick with his mouth, but unfortunately his dick has nothing on Madonna’s.

I guess what it comes down to is that I do think when Canadians band together for their team by harassing some cheating baseball player using his volunerable spot in hopes he will fuck up, it is a pretty obvious thing to do, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that it’s kinda funny.