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Archive for the ‘Abbie Cornish’ Category

Abbie Cornish in a Bikini of the Day

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Her name is Abbie Cornish and she’s some slut actress from Australia who managed to be in some movie called Stop-Loss starring Ryan Phillippe and while in that movie used her vagina to seduce this broken down divorcee who was in desperate need for a replacement for his ugly wife and fell for her. Maybe it was love at first sight, but I like to believe it was social climbing, because I don’t believe in love and noticed on her IMDB page that her latest move role is a love story that she is a main character in and the man she’s in love with is played by Ryan Phillippe. Maybe it’s a coincidence, but I don’t really believe in that shit, so I am goin’ with slut with an agenda that I am fallin’ into by posting this photo op because I am as easy to seduce as a desperate, lonely divorcee and all you really have to do is send me pictures of you in a bikini and you don’t actually have to have sex with me, because I wouldn’t really want to put anyone through that kind of abuse, no matter how much I hate you or how much I like fucking.

UPDATE - I was emailed that Abbie Cornish is the reason Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon got the divorce and she wasn’t preying on a man going through a divorce, but a man with a wife and kids, by showing him her vagina that hasn’t made 3 kids. Homewreckin’ is just as easy as seducing a desperate lonely man going through a divorce, so despite having the facts wrong, the point of the post is the same, and that point is that this Lohan lookin’ slut is nothing but a slut.

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