Seeing a Pussycat Doll alone throws me off because I realize how ugly they are. It’s like having a threesome with two ugly chicks who combined with a willingness to suck your dick at the same time makes them worth getting hard for, or going to a stripclub on a night when all the girls are uglier than your wife but still worth getting a dance from just for the sake of grabbing new tits to add a new life to your relationship by making you happy your busted up soul mate shares a bed with you every night. Sure bitch is showing off her tight body from all her poledance classes in a pair of tight pants while pretty much posing in a way that makes her look ready and willing for cock, but without her sidekicks, she just looks like a drunk, horny, middle aged girl I’d still fuck when drunk and not so much like a popstar. The real issue is where the fuck the Pussycat Dolls recruit their talent, because it seems to be the same place I go to get laid if I’m willing to pay a little extra.

Either way, her name is Jessica Sutta and she’s in Miami at some music festival promoting something that may be a solo career, or maybe she’s just there to sit on the speaker while the bass is jacked up to remind her of the days she dated a dude with a motorcycle.