So Whoopi Goldberg can’t watch Sex and the City because they talk about Anal Sex and I can only assume that turns her on because it reminds her of every single time she’s had sex since she has a penis. I like how she pretends to be all grossed out by the concept of it to trick us into thinking she’s not actually into it, well Whoopi, that shit didn’t work when were every single time I’ve propositioned a girl to have sex with me and she threw up on my shoes, trying to make me think they didn’t want it while they were passed out in my bed drunk, but I could tell because after using a bit of lube, they totally felt like they were into it.

Either way, I like her cover up when she tries to pretend the ass talk is about waxing asses and not fucking them, good recovery Whoopi good thing you won’t lose your job.

The only reason I watch female professional sports is when the girls in them are worth fucking. For the most part girl athletes are more masculine than I am, which isn’t saying much because I struggle taking out the garbage, but seeing their rippling muscles is too homo for me. There are a few female pro-athletes I’d like to watch have sex and Sharapova is one of them. Lookin’ at her in action, with the anguish and struggle in her facial expression makes me thing of one thing and one thing only and that one thing is her taking it up the ass. Enjoy.