With credits like “Car Jacking Girl”, “Hot Girl”, “Tard’s Date” you know you’re dealing with a huge star in the making. She’s also the new girl on 90210, who plays the outrageously rich Paris Hilton type of the show that I hope burns up in flames as fast as the sexual appeal of the middle-aged women and fat chicks who will be watching this shit in hopes of seeing a Brandon Walsh or Luke Perry cameo to get their vagina’s jump started and ready for their husbands . I think the whole 90210 revival is a fuckin’ joke, but it’s good to see that they are casting people who look way too old for high school like they did the last time around, it just wouldn’t be the same seeing girls who actually look 18 playing an 18 year old, we like our high school girls lookin’ 30 because makes jerking off to teenagers less shameful.

Either way, these pics are from yesterday, I am slow, I blame my shitty site and computer as much as my laziness and alcoholism.