There was a time when I would post pictures of an obviously anorexic looking girl and say how she’s fat…It would always get a rise out of people. Then that got boring and obvious, so I would write shit about normal looking girls and say how they should stop eating to look a little more like an anorexic lookin’ girls who are so fucking hot.

I guess I was just saying it as jokes but I do like small tits and I do like skinny girls because my wife is fucking disgustingly fat and it’s one of those things where you want what you don’t have, like dudes who date small tittied girls and they go to strip clubs and get lap dances with huge tittied girls, or dudes who date a short girl and go to the strip club to get dances with the tallest bitch in there, or dudes who date waspy girls and get dances from the hot black/spanish/asian girls…it’s just what people do.

It seems like people also like fucking girls who are the opposite of them, that’s why anytime you see an obese chick, her boyfriend is the tallest skinniest motherfucker out there, or the other way around. As a fat man, I know dating a fat chick causes masses problems in the bedroom and I am not just talking about breaking bedframes for being too heavy a load for it, but I am talking about trying to get the dick past the deep ass cheek doors.

Either way, I know I love Kate Moss and find her fucking hot. But this whole Amy Winehouse crystal meth addiction skinny obviously made her feel insecure about her weight so bitch had to do something about it and this is the result. I hate saying it, but she looks kinda disgusting, but at least she’s drinking a beer to make up for how bad her ass, legs and tits look now.

I always laugh when I see inter-racial couples. It’s not cuz I am racist, cuz dude, I married a gringa so if you are offended by what I am about to say you can always suck my dick, you like that don’t you, you fucking homo. Anyway, you know what they say about Asian men don’t you, bath-house bandit, you got more dick experience than my mom and she was a mexican prostitute, so anyway, the word is that Asian men have small dicks, I have a small fucking dick, it’s nothing to be ashamed of bt you gotta find a 60 lb person, cuz that’s the only way “Chen” feels like a man. Point of the story is that I am going to bed and that most 60 lbs people are under the age of 10 and that will get you arrested - so just accept being a little man and do what I did, marry a bitch twice you size, I’m talking 375 lbs. She’s so fucking fat that she’s just happy that someone acknowledges her, I mean I know she’s hard to miss if you’re sitting on the bus with her, and I am not just talking about her stink, I am talkin her stature, but bitch would be happy getting fucked by my pinky. It’s called years of abuse and it’s really a sad state of affair.

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