I didn’t get to go to the AVN awards and the reality is that I don’t really care that much because leaving my house is a pain in the ass. What I do care about is that some asshole told me the whole trip was on him and that my ticket was at the airport and I only realized it was a bad joke on me after a 2 hour bus ride to the airport that didn’t have a ticket reserved for me before having to take another 2 hour bus ride home.

The good news is that some asshole went there pretending to be me and had the decency to email me this video that I am posting as if it was my own. So if you are interested in seeing the AVN Expo because you’re too poor to ever make it there on your own, this is a glimpse into what you missed. Cuddles.

Porno is played out, at least it is for me. I don’t give a shit about some abused/molested/useless girl from the midwest who moves to Porn Valley to make it big in the pictures. I try to stay as far away from dysfunction as possible. Whenever I am forced to watch a porno by my fat wife, she’s into that shit sometimes, I can’t help but think how many cocks have been inside that dumb bitch’s ass. Point of the story is that I’d rather get off to some local bitch with just as many fuckin issues as these porn bitches, but has enough decency to keep it to her whoreself, instead of announcing to the world that her daddy never loved her by taking a load on her face.

Point of this post is to say, DoubleViking is making the new DrunkenStepfather.com site for us, and to show our appreciation and to tell him to hurry the fuck up on it, we are pluggin his video.

If you want an update on the new DrunkenStepfather.com website, feel free to email DoubleViking@gmail.com to speed up his tanned Miami ass.

Watch the Video Here (NSFW for non-stepfather readers, I know you’re all a different breed of pervert than most, and that’s why I keep doin this bullshit.)