I didn’t get to go to the AVN awards and the reality is that I don’t really care that much because leaving my house is a pain in the ass. What I do care about is that some asshole told me the whole trip was on him and that my ticket was at the airport and I only realized it was a bad joke on me after a 2 hour bus ride to the airport that didn’t have a ticket reserved for me before having to take another 2 hour bus ride home.

The good news is that some asshole went there pretending to be me and had the decency to email me this video that I am posting as if it was my own. So if you are interested in seeing the AVN Expo because you’re too poor to ever make it there on your own, this is a glimpse into what you missed. Cuddles.

A pervert amongst perverts is not really a pervert - they are just considered normal….so maybe a virgin loser amongst virgin losers are not really virgin losers, which is good news for you, now all you got to do it find some like-minded people.

The porn awards and expo is a place for the freaks who chronically masturbate and who obsess over their favorite porn sluts to finally meet these trashy half naked bitches. So they show up with cataloged pictures of all their favorite porn sluts and wait in line for hours to get their autograph, which is really not that bad, considering the amount of times they’ve cum inside the rubber vagina molded to these girls. The line-ups are really secondary to the happiness meeting the girl you think you’re already married to, because of all the times you’ve jerked off to them when no one else was there for you.

Either way, my whole theory on this shit is that some dude who runs the industry started the awards to make the porn girls feel like what they do is a legitimate line of work, to give them recognition and to make them feel like they are good at what they do and that it matters because finding girls who love sucking cock and taking it up the ass on camera isn’t the easiest thing to do when girls think it’s the equivalent of being a whore and no one really wants to be a whore. But the second you put the stamp of approval on this shit, everything changes and all of a sudden everything becomes okay and accepted.

One of my readers felt bad about me not getting to go to the awards or the EXPO so he sent in his pictures for me to post. Thanks for the goodtimes pervert, I hope meeting your fantasy girlfriend was all you hoped it was.

On a side-note, I know nothing about porn or pornstars even though I am considered a NSFW porn site, so I couldn’t tell you who is who in these pictures if I tried, but I am sure you can fill us all in….

I am not a fan of porn stars or big black guys dressed like Vikings, but the people at DoubleViking have been good to all of us here at Stepfather. That means that even though I don’t like pornstars, and prefer the real deal, meaning real sluts who do this shit cuz they love it, not cuz they get paid for it, I am still gonna post their AVN video because I laughed once and I am not a laugher. Enjoy.

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