Bar Refaeli is a pretty iconic bikini model from Israel, who I like to think brought hope to a nation of people that they could participate in the whole international bikini model ring if they chose to, provided their tits were big enough and their body banging enough…..the world could be their oyster and once in that international bikini model ring, once the tits were recognized as big enough and the body recognized as banging enough, they could even have sex with top actors like Leo DiCaprio….to validate the whole thing at the highest level…

That was 15-20 years ago, but Bar Refaeli is still posting bikini pics, maybe to make some money to pay off her tax debt that she let her mom fall for, maybe it’s to help her father in law who was caught with 475k Euros he was smuggling last June, or maybe at 37 years old and a mom of 3….she’s feeling like being jerked off to be randoms like you for old times, you know, midlife crisis shit that I’ll look at becasue why not….she’s half naked in self produced content like some kind of harlot, while being old as shit, that’s hilarious, these girls never give up and either do I, it’s amazing check it out.

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Bar Refaeli who may or not be the queen of Israel, I am sure that a few people would have issue with that, maybe Natalie Portman, Gal Gadot and any of the other honeypots they’ve given us and I like to think the best way to solve this debate is a naked, oiled up, mud wrestle…I know that Refaeli skipped her military training to tax evade and fuck Leo DiCaprio while posing in lingerie…while Gadot was out there learning all the things needed to be the agent provocateur she clearly is…so my money is on Gadot…who also has additional training in self defense thanks to her whole Wonder Woman thing….but I like to think the true winner in that brawl would be us, the VIEWER…who gets to see these hot naked Israelites in a battle to the throne….in the meantime, we can stare at Bar Refaeli’s tits in a bra for social media, pretty slutty if you ask me….someone who remembers never getting girls to show me their bra, even with the valid and convincing argument of “it’s like a bikini top”…because it’s NOT a bikini top.

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Bar Refaeli must be feeling good about herself because she’s consistently been posting up her bikini pics. I guess she’s been working out, maybe she’s got a fat tax bill she’s trying to make money off social media to pay off, I mean she has had her mother do time for her tax evasion….

She’s 36 years old now, but still has that rocking mom body, that has seen 3 kids shit out of her…but for some miraculous reason, we’ll assume good diet and exercise, or maybe some more off the shelves, back alley techniques like blood transfusions with child blood, or fetus cell creams…I mean what do I know…besides the myth that Leo Dicaprio busted up in her…at least once before turning gay environmentalist who flies private and lives in mansions…

Maybe she’s just bored because she’s in Israel where without that third shot, she can’t do much else, so bikini selfies it is…good use of her time…

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It is PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY, stay tuned for that post, it’s cued up and ready to inspire…but before I get to it, I wanted to put up this Bar Refaeli, a VS model who was a huge fucking star back when she was fucking Leo DiCaprio, assuming she was fucking Leo DiCaprio, which I don’t assume since I’ve been told he’s a fag with a longterm boyfriend, the models are just for show, because you can’t or SHOULDN’T Believe anything you see in the media or on TV….they use celebrities to manipulate you….but even if Leo fucked Bar Refaeli and she knows just what his WOLF OF WALL STREET AVIATOR ROMEO & JULIET GROWING PAINS CATCH ME IF YOU CAN cum tastes like…it was a long time ago…

She’s old, pretty much retired, back in Israel with her friends lining up for their third shot of the COVID vaccines….

She’s a mom of three, staying fit, with boring selfies, cuz clearly she’s trying to get paid or laying the groundwork to get paid…and being a mom of three means the tight pants are far more likely to be eaten…it’s just SCIENCE…TRUST THE SCIENCE…

These could be optical illusion pussy wedgies, you know the pussy wedgie that is just the seam of the pant….but who fucking cares, society is based on troll women like the Kardashians photoshopping themselves and rocking filters to give you the illusion they weren’t born with bigger dicks than Kanye..so I’ll subscribe to the pussy WEDGIE false flag.

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I typically don’t give a fuck about old Jewish ladies, unless they work at the deli I get my cheese blintzes and latkes at, because those Yentas know how to cream cheese a bagel…but Bar Refaeli has been on some mission I call “probably getting divorced”…or maybe “her husband cheated on her with his assistant”…because she’s trying to remind you that she’s a hot, fit, mom of 3 who can still be a whore in a bikini for social media to get those likes. They are a currency when you’re already rich from Tax evasion and marriage.

She’s looking good, which is typically not something I like to admit when seeing an old weathered bitc pulling her bikini up into herself….we call it simulating reverse birth with bikini bottoms not actual fetus…

Plus Leo Dicaprio used her as a beard, pretended to have sex with her, and he’s an A-Lister so she MUST BE IMPORTANT.

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Astute Business man Bar Refaeli, who knows that if you want to save on Taxes, don’t pay taxes and when the tax people come after you, blame your mom and let her do the time, so you can continue raising your kids and planning other money making schemes thanks to being a top tier model, who despite being a mom of 3 pushing 40, still looks good….maybe not as good as when Leo Dicaprio would let her fuck him up the ass like his boyfriend Lucas, but still pretty good compared to other tired and weathered bitches….It must be the Israeli diet…

I don’t know why she’s been aggressively posting shit like this, maybe she’s bored in her marriage, maybe she’s getting a divorce, maybe it’s just so easy to post a half naked selfie and get instant feedback that makes you feel like you matter, who fucking knows…

I am sure it has more to do with money making schemes, either to push product she’s selling, or to push herself, to get hired to sell product, I mean she sees Heidi Klum and other models killing it as hosts or brand owners, she might as well get in on that since she’s as important….but I think they are missing the point….which is if they really want to go viral, they should do a little WWII cosplay, where Klum the German Soldier and Refaeli the Jewish refugee mud wrestle nude until the first one cums…My money is on Heidi, but only because I think half her sexual encounters involved feces…and is familiar with muddy situations…you know they don’t call it GERMAN SCAT PORN for nothing…

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Bar Refaeli posted her asshole sweat that could be pee, since she is of that age and has that number of kids, to lose all control of her bladder….menopause shit….but she is still an amazing hot big titty model, in part because she fucked Leo DiCaprio as one of his more memorable beards, but mainly because she threw her mom under the bus and let the mom be her fall guy when she got busted for tax evasion when she was dating Leo DiCaprio since she was a woman of the world, not a resident of her home and native land Israel…

She’s 36 now, she’s got 3 kids, and she’s in the gym reminding you that despite that theoretical abuse that her body and more specifically – her pussy has gone through…not to mention the fact she’s near 40…doesn’t mean she can’t spend the day in the gym cuz she’s rich and has nothing better to do…plus it’s an investment, not just for a better quality of life as most middle aged people who need to workout know….but because she can turn this investment around, get some brand deals, make more millions of dollars with her tits, and I guess that’s important to her, you know an astute tax evading, throw her mom under the bus, business woman…its a cultural thing…

I used to say that she was the ideal woman for Jewish men forced to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy, it’s a cultural thing, that would be considered racist or discriminatory or “INEQUITABLE”…whatever the fuck that means…..if they weren’t Jewish and were trying to preserve their culture…..you know if they were standard white people trying to enforce their white kids to marry white to have white grandbabies they’d be slaughtered on TWITTER by cancel culture calling them racists….only to diversity date to shut them up like Sandra Bullock did back when she was referred to as a Nazi, since her husband at the time was a Nazi, only to adopt a black baby to say “I’m no Nazi, my child is black”…we’re onto you and your crisis managing SPIN doctors…..

As it turns out there are a lot of hot Jewish girls out there who aren’t moms with 3 kids for the Jewish guys to dream about marrying to please their families….that aren’t racist or discriminatory cuz they endured years of persecution…but that doesn’t mean she’s not tits worth looking at….

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SEXY FELON…

She’s the kind of cellmate you’d probably want to get stuck in a cell with, even if she was the one doing the fucking, and you were the cell bitch riding bitch seat that you were destined to be…because she’s still hot all these years after retiring from being a model to have a bunch of kids…

The truth is that she didn’t actually go to jail, her mom too the fall for her tax evasion, because she felt that she was not living anywhere, so why pay taxes, only to use her family to launder said money into the system, getting her mom doing the time for her…she was probably paid fairly for it…

Now I don’t believe that Refaeli had sex with Leo Dicaprio when they were dating since he’s a homosexual, but it was a big stamp of approval at the time that got her paid, and allowed her to be marketable to other rich guys who were into Leo’s sloppy seconds, which is probably better than the sloppy seconds you get, you know cuz that homeless guy coming out of that massage parlor room you’re about to walk into, is not quite as fancy or trying to save the environment with flying private and owning massive carbon footprint homes around the world….

What I am tyring to say is that Bar Refaeli, despite her ugly pop art she probably paid too much, is looking very tight bodied in her bikini, and that’s important for all the old bitches out there who don’t look this good, what’s your fucking excuse…lazy.

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Since it is the Jewish New Year, it is only logical to post up pictures of the most famous Jewish Model, at least of my era of models, because I can’t think of other Jewish models who are quite as famous as Bar Refaeli….

She’s Israel’s own party animal, tax evader, who threw her mom under the bus to avoid prison time for her tax evasion that stems from when she felt she was not a resident of Israel, but rather one of the world because she lived on Environmentalist Bullshit Artists Zero Emission private plane they travelled the world to all his 20,000 square foot houses that you know don’t run on electricity, but rather off the humidity in the air, on some future shit, because he couldnb’t be a hypocrite, he’s an actor….that Leo DiCaprio…

Anyway, she’s old, big, a mom…not the way we like our models, but she has had big tits, has been a beacon of hope for her people…that they too can skip their duty in the army to be a Victoria’s Secret model, if the tits are big enough to fit the bras they are selling!

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A few weeks ago, Bar Refaeli got a plea deal for her tax evasion. She didn’t pay tax on 7 million dollars of earnings because she said she was a woman of the world with no address, some weird accounting scam that I guess the Israeli IRS weren’t too into…considering Jewish people abroad ALWAYS give back to Israel.

So they settled with her, slapping her with a 1.5 million dollar fine, plus the taxes owing, and 9 months of billshit community service….while her mom-ager is going to serve a year and a half in jail for her, taking the fall man, but that’ll probably get scaled back assuming she’s old as shit…you know a slap on the wrist for the rich and famous!!

I guess this entitled cunt felt like she did good promo for Israel when she ditched serving in the army and ran to America to fuck Leo DiCaprio…obviously her mom, who is taking the fall for her, appreciates all the daughter’s tits have done for them….for the country…that she mooched off of because she’s rich and greedy…

So she posted this bikini pic, I guess the stress is off her, now that mom’s going to be getting shanked in a prison rape love triangle gone bad and not her. Party.

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