In case you were wondering why my site has AIDS, it’s because some piece of shit cocksucker fucked with it last night without a condom and now they are laughing about how they brought me down with his other internet buddies who helped him right now because they have nothing else to do…since they aren’t getting laid or anything. Either way, I am okay with the downtime because it gives me time to practice my sitting, while eating a bag of chips that I snuck in the house because I knew my wife wasn’t home to steal them from me.

Speaking of AIDS Here are some boring pictures of Bijou Phillips in a bikini and she’s with her DJing that 70s Show boyfriend at the beach which is more interesting than what I am doing right now, which is writing about how boring their lives are and last time I checked when you write about how boring someone’s life is, you’re life isn’t a whole lot better.

I wonder how many dicks that rebellious daughter of a Momma Cass’ ass has seen during her coke fueled, hanging with Paris Hilton, modeling days. I am guessing more than one. Maybe Masterson should let her soak in the ocean a little longer, or does the salt burn the wounds too much and that’s why she’s running out like she just got bitten by a shark… I don’t know what I am talking about, but give me my site back hacker. Thanks in advance.

I haven’t been all that nice towards Bijou Philips the last couple of years in doing the site and the reason is pretty simple. I always knew she was hot and she just wasn’t owning that shit. She was some ratty hipster art fag bitch who didn’t shower, dressed like she was homeless and lived off her trust fund and money she made modeling and starring in random movies but unfortunately never used that money on shampoo or any hygiene products. I have called her an AIDS bitch and have made fun of her boyfriend Danny Masterson for being stuck with her because he got the germ and having to find another girl with it is too much effort and it was easier to just ride it out with her, together, but the reality is she always had it in her and here she is showing that shit off.

This is like one of those shitty teen movies where they let the girl’s hair down and take off her glasses, only in this case they just hosed the bitch down and put her in a dress, and now she’s the kind of girl who I would let give me AIDS, but only because I figure that if you get AIDS from a celebrity, they’d pay you to keep your mouth shut and I am all for accepting bribes, because dirty money is better than no money.