Kristin Cavallari is pretty much a useless bitch who gets more publicity than she deserves because she’s just a useless bitch that somehow manipulated the world into thinking she’s at least relevant enough to get on TV or in Magazines, but on the positive side of things, I’d totally spend the afternoon wining and dining her anus, because compared to my wife, bitch is a fuckin’ prize.

Here she is whoring herself in a way that is less appealing than 4 dollar back alley blowjobs, but also more socially acceptable. She’s doing some kind of product placement bullshit for Clinique, Guitar Hero, Designer Dogs and Fructis, but half of those product placements are done in a bikini, so I guess I can’t really shit on her, unless I became some big studio exec promising her a starring movie roll or something, but that’s not going to happen, so instead I’ll just shit on my floor, because it never says no and I’m too lazy to walk all the way to the bathroom.