Here are some pictures of Lily Allen blocking an upskirt moment that is reminiscent of a mother hiding her rapist/mudering son in the closet from the police when they come looking for him, but that’s just because her junk killed her baby.

I don’t know why I like hitting up Lily Allen with the baby killing jokes, it seems pretty insensitive, but I guess it’s not as insensitive as she was when she was huffin’ smokes and drinking while knocked up. I usually call that the poor man’s abortion and is pretty much the same thing as pretending you’re having nightmares and punching your knocked up girlfriend in the stomach or even staging a car accident that hurts your girl just enough to get rid of the problem because you’re a selfish and sick fuck who just isn’t ready for this kind of responsibility.