Here are some pictures of Natalie Imbruglia launching some boxing day clearance sale for a store called David Jones in Sydney.

I didn’t take the time to find out if David Jones is high-end or not, because it doesn’t really matter. What does matter what his store sells, they’re still having a Boxing Day Sale and Boxing Day Sales are for poor people, and Natalie Imbruglia is there because she’s poor.

A bunch of years back, she was huge for her song about lying naked on the floor, when we all wanted her naked on all fours, and now the only time she’s naked is when getting ready to promote 50 percent off sales at her favorite store, because she’s taking all the work she can get because she’s got bills to pay and it’s less offensive than doing porn and maybe she’s addicted to the glory of being the Boxing Day Queen, because you know it is the biggest shopping day of the year and that’s a pretty big deal if you work in retail. Because clearance sales are the new Fame and Fortune.

Merry fucking Christmas and Happy Boxing Day Shopping.