I am not so well versed in porn as people think I am, I constantly get people coming up to me and asking me or telling me about amazing porn movies they’ve seen or pornstars of the moment that they want to fuck, because they know I am a sleazy motherfucker who is on the computer all day, but the truth is that I know pretty much nothing about porn. I know even less about fetish porn, because fetish shit just freaks me the fuck out, especially when those fetishes involve midgets.

So it turns out that this bitch flashing her tits, is Bridget the Midget, who is probably the most famous midget pornstar, but this is the first time I’ve heard of her and I think she’s pretty fucking smart. Not only does becoming a pornstar mean she’s going to get laid when she otherwise wouldn’t because finding dudes to fuck midgets is fuckin’ harder than you think because no dude wants to admit they want to fuck midgets and no midget has the self confidence to offer up sex for fear of further rejection even though the truth is when given a pussy all dudes will throw down and now this midget with her very small vagina despite all the abuse is making money, getting laid and totally using what was given to her instead of sitting in an office job crying about how life wronged her.

Here she is flashing her tits, because she knows being a novelty isn’t all that bad.