Gawker posted on some dude named ANONYMOUS who hacked Sarah Palin’s email and published Bristol Palin’s phone number. I figure since you like teenage pregnancy as much as me - especially when the baby to be’s grandma is going to be your President after McCain dies, you may want to leave her a message. I can’t guarantee if this is really her but I think it is….so call and find out before the number is changed…but then realized that I may get arrested and decided to go against it but I’m sure you can find it at Gawker. I did.

So instead, I called and left a stupid message. I am not feeling all that funny today but figured I’d post it anyway because if she’s old enough to be a mother, she’s old enough to have nude pictures on the internet and proves that 18 is just some arbitrary number.

Now - I will wait for the secret services to arrest me. This sure ain’t like it is in Alaska no more, where everyone’s all friendly and wholesome. Welcome to the real world country girl.

I got carried away and kept leaving her messages…they suck but they were more entertaining than posting about bullshit and now I am sharing them with you….

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