I guess we should all take a page out of the Britney Spears book and get killed off so that a body double can replace us and live a far more exciting life than us because they are actually stoked to be us or to have our shitty lives, because their lives are seemingly far worse if they are willing to commit to being our replacements.

I am not convinced that these hostage dance videos of Britney Spears are actually Britney Spears, but the popstar has been medicated so hard and she’s in her early 40s, so she’s not going to look like the Britney Spears we all knew and loved watching while she was in captivity.

This Britney Spears has a thick neck like the Britney we were first introduced to all those years ago, so if you do the thick neck test, this gapped too fraud may actually be the real deal.

It doesn’t make her low quality dance videos any better, it just makes them weirder because if this is really the Free Britney being Free, why does she just recycle the same content over and over, content that looks like it was shot 10 years ago or on 10 year old technology, featuring awkward dancing that a professionally trained song and dancer like Britney wouldn’t be able to pull off if she tried to dance badly.

They say that she is on Vacation in Maui, I haven’t seen the paparazzi pics, but she has posted this recycled content to celebrate Easter, in some Easter pastels, and nothing like a resurrection of a dead pop star playing with her tits and trying to be seductive like a crackwhore trying to make rent, to honor that whole Jesus dying for your sins.

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I like to think that the Britney Spears organization have been using AI, like the deep fakes they use to manipulate the minds of the masses, with things like Royal Cancer unboxing videos, or Taylor Swift being railed by the team in AI photos….

They’re a big media company and have access to all the consumer grade AI you’d need to create these videos of Britney Spears.

I used to think it was a body double or archive footage because it was such shit quality but that’s too much work, you can just do it CGI style.

So I remain a believer that Britney is dead and not crazy, her freedom is not real and that this content of her being racy in Maui where she is pretending to currently be is all bullshit…but I’ll still watch the story unfold…

I’m not the kind of person to jerk off to cartoons, even realistic ones, but I don’t think I’d be jerking off to Britney n her 40s during some weird mental break or her ultimate demise.

I just find it barely interesting to see how it all unfolds through the content they put out there, gradually getting weirder and weirder, but never any insertion videos.

I think, at least based on the retards I’ve seen, that if she was really nuts, this would be more pornographic….

In these videos, we’ve got low level pornographic, where she’s on the beach pulling down her bathing suit bottoms while spastically grabbing her tits…showing the top of her pubic bone.

In the same bikini inside pushing her tits up…

In a pink bikini and boots on a boat and on the beach fucking the sea…

In a dress holding her tit up in her dress…because her strap broke….

In lingerie looking dress licking the camera….dancing like a mom at a wedding after too many drinks….not like a popstar who has trained her entire life.

They all feel like terrorist hostage videos only with your favorite popstar, not being beheaded, but that’s probably because she’s got too strong of a neck for that, so instead they make the monkey dance….or the AI does it for them.

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Assuming Britney Spears is alive, not dead, or in a basement cell locked up somewhere while they pretend that she’s totally free to do anything she wants now, that her money is her money to control, that the world is her fucking oyster and that her legless father is no longer the abusive predator mooching off her hard…..

Assuming that this isn’t old content being repurposed as new content to keep up some evil and dark lie…..you know just edit the stock footage to trending song and retards will think it’s current….

Assuming that she’s independent and not totally fried on retard mental health drugs..Then Britney Spears’ final form, as the top performer, highest paid artist before Taylor Swift, super star pop star…is pretty much a middled aged Phoebe Price….

I’d argue Phoebe Price’s content has better quality and more soul to it….

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I am a believer in the Britney is dead conspiracy, where she’s just being kept alive because of her social media feed getting updated.

I mean, sure, she may be in a basement cell somewhere, or in some institution, or dropped off in some remote island with no internet that she can’t escape from, but the Britney being dead is far more fun of a conspiracy, because it makes a dark existence all the darker.

If you were a clever serial killer, or kidnapper, you’d definitely want to have access to the person you killed or hod captive’s phone, so that you can just text as that person for the next 3-5 years before friends and family insist on meeting up, which may also never happen, because people seem to forget about people pretty easily.

You’d also want to update the public social media feed so that people buy into the lie, I mean all seems fine over here, she updated her IG….

It’s not rocket science, but the issue with the Britney team is that they pretend she’s free, yet she’s never spotted anywhere, her videos are all shot in the same place, which goes against being free, and the quality sucks, like they are either old or AI generated.

Remember, she’s Britney Spears, she has the resources…they work with some of the best stage, tour producers, creative directors, technology companies…it would be easy….

Because as a free to do what she want medicated mental health destroyed person, she’d be putting up new nudes, not old pics we’ve all seen before on repeat….

It’s a scam people!

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I am a believer that Britney Spears is dead, or that she’s being run by a body double, that gap in her tooth confuses me and with basic AI technology she is rich enough to afford, or her team keeping her alive is rich enough to afford, it’d be easy to keep her alive….

Her recently legless dad, just sitting at command centre swapping out backgrounds as they try to keep the money coming in on Britney.

I guess they realize they’ve used up the living room background for their green screen content and it’s time to pretend the now FREE as fuck Britney, who’s probably only free because her soul is a literal ghost floating through the world….remembered from her music forever….

So they are bringing in new backgrounds for her dance….saying it’s her Maui dance studio when really it’s a prison studio.

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Here’s some Britney Spears looking like she’s possessed by demons. I figure it’s probably some side effects of the prescription pills she’s on, you know because they’ve decided she’s crazy after making her crazy.

Since it’s the internet, I don’t really believe that this is actually Britney, but rather a Britney face filter on a body double they’ve hired.

This gives crazy mom with a drinking problem at the trailer park BBQ on July 4th weekend vibes….

Not professional, top tier, highest level performer Britney Spears vibes….

I am not sold on the idea that she’s not dead, that this isn’t old content if it is her, that it isn’t a body double if it’s new content, that it’s even shot in the house she always shoots in….it’d be easy to keep someone alive on social media….real easy….

Anyway, her demonic dances are inspiring, because crazy bitches fuck the best!

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I don’t follow Britney Spears because social media is the devil that is trying to rape your soul and make you buy products that you don’t need…

I have tried to follow Britney but she’s got a private account because she’s Britney Spears and why would she have a public account, despite her millions and millions of followers in her closed community who are probably ALL wondering the same thing I am…and that is where did they put the actual Britney and who is this body double clone they are using to pretend is Britney and why is she in a thong, not that I am against thongs, I’ve actually just developed a recent fetish for thongs, but because I’m convinced Britney is dead…..unless this is from the Grammy Awards that I missed because I’ll watch anything but the Grammy Awards no matter how many Joni Mitchell performances they promise me….

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I guess Britney Spears has made her instagram private, because she wants to keep her community or content stream private for her officially followers of over 45 million people….you know an intimate group.

I don’t follow Britney Spears because I don’t waste my time on social media, I am too cool to be that desperate but likely a failure on the internet for not being that desperate when I should have been that desperate since social media people get paid.

So I don’t know when this weird panty dance video in a pair of knee high socks and weird retard slippers took. place, but they are saying it’s a recent post.

Sure it looks like it was shot in the mid 90s on a VHS before being transferred to digital and re-uploaded to social media, but she’s just a billion dollar brand in the entertainment space, she knows content better thanm we do…and that’s why this is so glossy, HDTV shit….

I still think Britney is dead, that this is a body double or old content used to keep her alive…but that’s just the conspiracy theorist in me, who has seen conspiracies come true….

For example, I watched Moonstruck accidentally last week, I even googled Norman Jewison who is not a Jewish son, and saw he still lived in Canada which was weird to me…then he died the next day….I’m not saying watching Moonstruck killed him, but the algorithm that made me watch Moonstruck probably did….something to think about while looking at Britney Shake her Ass…

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I think this is the same nude picture that Britney Spears keeps posting, she just censors it with different emojis because she’s so clever, assuming she’s not dead, which I would never do….because I am sure this is a body double, a swapped out Britney but I can’t be too sure since her instagram gets deleted every second day, turned to private, made public, just constant confusion….but through it all…one thing is constant…the one time she was nude on the beach…..and this stiem she forgot to censor the back nipple….because she isn’t a she but rather an AI script that has been programmed to keep Britney alive with recycled or old content they have in the archive.

Remember, she’a billion dollar brand, they have sophisticated technology and access to the best in marketing, content and technology so when it looks like it’s being run by a mom in 2002 who plays YAHOO POOL to distract from her misery…..you know that is by design.

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I like to believe in elaborate conspiracy theories, mainly because they all seem to end up coming true.

One of my favorite conspiracies is that Britney Spears is dead, or locked in her basement, or institutionalized and the Britney Spears that we deal with is a body double, an actress, or even just an AI clone, because they do have the technology to troll us and to keep a motherfucker alive on the internet forever.

They can AI her voice and make music…this is a billion dollar performer, like Taylor Swift, but more interesting, they have a budget for that shit.

Instead, she looks like her contentis shot on VHS in the late 90s without white balance, all fucking basement dwelling and SNUFF FILM-ESQUE…

I don’t think the Britney isn’t Britney conspiracy is really all that much of a conspiracy, her legless dad’s company released her book, her Elton John hit song was never promoted by her, she’s never seen in the paparazzi yet she’s free…

In fact, K-Fed and his sons living in Hawaii are seen by the paparazzi more than Britney, the 17 year old’s got a big titty bikini clad girlfriend in his recent paparazzi pics, because his mom was Britney Spears, an icon….

So anyway, she posted this video of her that read:

Same baby blue dress I wore in Mexico March 31 of this year !!! I decided to bring it back because it was my favorite !!! I wore it before I got on my plane to Vegas two nights ago !!! But it’s not in my suitcase anymore nor is my new black jacket I bought last night !!! Don’t you hate it when your favorite belongings go missing and people’s response is “you got robbed” with a big smile on their face !!! That’s not very nice !!!

Ok, so crazy medicated Britney knows the date she wore this dress is Mexico….OF THIS YEAR…so maybe it was a dress she wore in the 2010s, so they aren’t technically lying with their caption. The shit goes onto weirder shit about going to Vegas and losing her dress like she’s speaking in code, but I’ll assume she’s not the one writing the captions….where are the pics from Vegas?

Here’s the iconic popstar, gut out in a tight dress being weird.

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