Vanessa Hudgens was out in a pair of mom jeans and like all pants jacked up too high, her pussy engulfed the seam and I always find it pretty hot because it’s like a glimpse of her pussy lips, without having to see past all the hair from the underage nude pictures she had on the internet a few months ago, not that I am against bush, but like a good story, sometimes it’s nice to see how the shit actually unfolds.

Speaking of pussy, I did something bad today. I was walking into a store and some old lady was trying to get out because she was struggling with a walker and like the hero that I am, held the door open for her. She was sweat and really gracious about the whole thing and looked up to me and thanked me for being so patient and I responded by saying something along the lines of always being patient for pussy. I didn’t mean to say it, it just kinda came out and I blame the hangover, the good news is that she was deaf and didn’t hear me, the bad news is that the hot 20 year old behind me wasn’t and told me off.

Either way, here’s Hudgen’s vagina in a whole new light….

This is probably the closest Barack has got to Vagina in a long fucking time. I am not just saying that because his wife is some 6 foot monster who can’t locigally have a vagina, but because he’s busy spending his time trying to change the fucking world. I am not one for politics, but I am one for boy shorts and can sometimes get blinded by them, especially when they have slogans on their asses, like this one time I was hanging with some girl who wanted to tan in her backyard and she pulled off her pants only to have a pair of underwear that said “SLUT” on them. I had a hard time figuring out the what she was trying to imply, was she actually a slut, despite being a fat 30 year old girl who I don’t think ever had a boyfriend or was it just one of those ironic slogan shirts because she was in fact nothing close to a slut. Either way, I tried to fingerbang her because I believe everything I read, and she shut me down. But the good news is that here’s some Kristen Renton, some chick I’ve never hear of, supporting the Election in her underwear….

So I don’t really watch sports ever because I am not a real man. I was asked if I was gay yesterday because i had my hand on a dude’s shoulder. I was drunk and trying to keep myself from falling but still didn’t take offense to the question. I know that real men don’t run sites like this because they are too busy doing construction but reality is that dudes don’t get me hard and never have. Unfortunately, either do women but that is because I have a medical problem, and I keep on trying.

In my life I never thought for a second that I was fag, I always was fascinated by pussy way too much, so much that I would rather watch a porn than watch a bunch of dudes in tights tackling each other. To me sports were pretty fuckin’ homo and even people who played sports were semi-homo too because to shower with a group of men while slapping their asses and thinking about gangbanging the cheerleaders never seemed 100 percent straight. So that said, I am okay with holding a dude’s shoulder, I am ok not watching sports and sticking to watching porn, I am okay with jocks thinking I am a pussy or a fag because I won’t shower with them but when sports become porn, I always make an effort to tune in…

These are some pictures from Wimbeldon of Girls Playing Tennis, and to me this shit is better than porno, bitches bend over, cry screams of pleasure like they are taking it up the ass, flash their tennis panties non-stop, tits flop everywhere, camel toes always happen, and that is why I like
spending my summers next to the local tennis courts…Enjoy.

I guess the shit I love about Pro Tennis though, is that all these Russian bitches dominate and I know they have cousins out there with a lot less broad shoulders and a lot less muscle mass that are totally mail order…and mail order brides are the new high school sweetheart. True Story.

Daniela Hantuchova

Maria Sharapova

Maria Kirilenko

Tatiana Golovin