I downloaded these pictures the other day and I wasn’t sure why. Maybe it’s because I like watching bitches shove dirty objects into slots after watching girls run for their fucking lives, especially when that dirty object being shoved into their slot is my dick…..
I don’t know who Ali Larter is, but I assume she’s been in movies, or on TV, because the paparazzi took pictures of her and despite the paparazzi usually being mexican immigrants who fuck Britney Spears, they know a hell more about this shit that I do.
I wrote a Tweet yesterday about how I once woke up the kind of a girl you find disgusting and hate, but who is sleeping in your bed after you were too drunk and too weak and brought her home and fucked her despite knowing you are better than her and that you lowered yourself to a whole new low which is saying a lot because you’re no that much to look at, and really you’ve had sex with some pretty disgusting shit, but nothing as disgusting as this girl with that smile across her face in your fucking bed, making you feel borderline suicidal, but realize you’ve seen the worst and it is only uphill from her and the thought of her will haunt you for the rest of your fucking life, but will also keep you from making the same mistake again no matter how little fucking self control you have, and I did it with hungover practically brown multi-vitamin piss, the thickest and worst smelling piss you can imagine, all over her disgusting face while screaming things at her like that she’s nothing but a public toilet and she’s lucking she didn’t wake up to me shitting on her like she deserves….It was a desperate time in my life, and Ali Larter’s wearing the shorts….
Here’s the whipped cream bikini slut from Varsity Blues 10 years after shit made pretty dull cinematic history. She is 33 now because people tend to get older as the years go by and you see that a pussy you used to jerk off to, or even fucked is no longer as fresh faced and bright eyed as it once was, and bitch has become what you remember your mom lookin’ like when you were growing up or some shit and that despite the fact that you keep getting older too, which doesn’t really matter because you don’t have to look at yourself all day, all good things come to an end…..
I got a lap dance with a girl who had small tits because she seduced me. I don’t really have the ability to say no when they start grabbing at me and squeezing my nipples, I guess because nipple play is always fucking immasculating and turns me into their bitch. Either way, it was a contact dance, meaning I could grab her ass and tits, but since she didn’t have tits, and within the first minute managed to stick her ass in my face, forcing me to smell her dirty asshole, gagging and realizing that the small of a dirty asshole makes me not want to grab onto her ass and slap it around like it was my kid/wife who didn’t fold the laundry properly, I don’t like creases on my shirt god damnit….
Ali Larter is some Heroes actress you all want to fuck and she’s wearing a bikini. Before Heroes, she was in a whole pile of shitty movies you’ve never seen including some National Lampoon piece of shit called Homo Erectus, where she met her fiance, proving that shitty movies, despite not making money, going straight to DVD and being an embarrassment to an aspiring writer, director or producer’s career, can still bring a lifetime of happiness to some people. Another thing that brings a lifetime of happiness: the bikini, and here she is with her hard nipples in one.
I could go on about how drunk I got, how I almost got in a fight and all the other weirdness that went on this weekend but I have a whole week of writing to do, so I’ll leave you with these pictures and the hope of more things to come for now…..
I know this Ali Larter bitch is pretty unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but then again so are most of the people I post about, she is just less important than the rest. She’s not in any major movies and hasn’t really done much with herself since the Whip Cream Bikini scene in Varsity blues, but she has taken her little tits to a place where people care to take pictures of her going to lunch, stuffing her face and pretending to be excited to see her friends.
I never linked incorporating food into sex. I always thought it was disgusting and I am a fat man who on the surface looks like I love eating. Reality is that I just don’t like moving and I like drinking beer, but that’s not the point, the point is that when my wife was about 50 pounds lighter and she was just starting to emotionally eat and pack on more weight than her natural slow metabolism and 2 kids had already packed on, she decided to be kinky. I remember walking into my apartment drunk one night and all I could smell was peanut butter. Bitch had smeared shit all over her pussy and tits in hopes of getting me to lick it up. I told her that the peanut butter trick was for lonely ladies with pet dogs and that she stank so bad I was going to throw up. We threw her in the shower and that was the last time she tried to bring food into the bedroom for sex, that didn’t stop her from eating chocolate, chips, cookies, burgers, pizza, cake and anything she can get her greasy fat hands in bed, but it did stop her from intentionally putting it on her lady parts for me to eat off.
Either way, I don’t even know if Ali Larter was the whip cream bikini bitch, I just ran with it and here are some pictures of Ali Larter having lunch, because I haven’t eaten anything yet today and watching her show off that she eats makes me jealous of her budget to go to restaurants while she’s more useless of a person than me.
After tonight’s strip club incident of every chick being 200 lbs, I have decided that I only want to see chicks showing off their small tits tonight. It’s proof that there is too much of a good thing, because sure the bitches I saw had tits bigger than your head, but their cellulite ridden massive flat asses and waddling almost turned me off women, at least for the night…which I didn’t think was possible I came home wanting to crawl into a ball and cry because when the bitches were on stage, my brain kept telling me to stop looking but it was like I was lured into some kind of trance as their stomachs smacked them in the chin while they flashed their massive cunts.
I am married to a fat chick, so you’d think I could handle the shit, but I am went there to get away from the hell I am living and got stuck with that shit thrown in my face, over and over and over again…Maybe god was punishing me, but at least these pics landed in my inbox.
I am going to try to stop talking about this shit, but I am still in shock about the whole experience so have a little compassion man…
