Chloe Sevingy is another one of those celebrities I don’t understand why they are famous. She was like the original American Apparel hipster back in the 90s, when she got Aids in Kids and lived in Manhatten in some loft, hanging with fashion designers, musicians, artists and drug addicts. She would go to all the fashion shows and was seen at all the events and was eventually eaten up by the media and labeled a fashion icon, despite lookin’ like a fuckin’ clown who took herself way too fucking seriously, making me wish she had actually got Aids in Kids so that she’d be too buy throwing up from the Aids Cocktail to go out to all the events she was at…I guess I just don’t like seeing girls who I don’t find hot getting all this positive attention.

The only redeeming quality she has is that she gave a bareback blowjob in Brown Bunny and I’ve always been the kind of guy who pretty much encourages real sex in mainstream movies, because I hate that candy-coated soap opera love making shit you see in movies, it fucks up girls perspective on how their supposed to get fucked, and leaves them unsatisfied because you didn’t open-mouth kiss them and rub against them like you were the only two people in the world, but instead flipped her over, fucked her from behind and “accidentally” came in her ass, and claimed you didn’t realize you were in the wrong hole, despite intentionally being in the wrong hole…ya know….

Eitehr way, she brought her pasty skinny body out in a bikini…..

I heard that Kids was actually a documentary and Chloe Sevingy really has AIDS or at least looks like she does. I am convinced that all hipsters have AIDS because they all bang the same people since the scene is small and the talent pool is limited and when all fucked up after partying all night, sex is good, even if your friend slammed the same chick 2 nights before, because without your friend, you would have met her or got her back to your place. He was your in.

The reality is that Kids scared the fuck out of a generation of teenagers in the mid-90s. Every girl and guy were rockin’ condoms because the movie made them think AIDS was everywhere and that kinda sucked when I was in a raw doggin mood, but at least I don’t have AIDS because of it. Kids today don’t have that kind of fear instilled in them and they grew up watching porn and unprotected sex is just the way it’s done. No one they knows has AIDS. They have seen their icons like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (hahaha) banging on tape without condoms and watch all those Hip Hop videos and shit turning them all into loose in the hipped sluts. So my prediction is that this “sexual revolution” where kids are fucking because they have the parts to fuck, without the knowledge to fuck well or fuck smart, is that everyone will have Aids in 10 years and people like Chloe Sevigny will be seen as leaders in the movement since she’s been had the germ since 95…or at least that’s what I heard because this bitch was an original new generation cocaine hipster in the New York fashion scene in the 90s and was banging people like Harmony Korine and Vincent Gallo because she’s so artistic. She was best friends with models and people in bands and useless Bijou Phillips trash and other rich kids on coke who pretend to know what’s up because they are glorified groupies of people who are actually doing things and because they are constantly looking for the next “cool” thing to spend their trust fund money on.

But the point is to say that I guess she deserves some credit for being a good enough actor that people didn’t realize how ugly she was because ugly people scare me and don’t deserve paparazzi following them..but at least she’s coming to terms with shit and boxing out her face so we don’t have to relive the tragedy that childhood car accident did to her face. I actually don’t know if there was actually a childhood accident, but it would only make sense if there was. On a positive side, at least she’s got some nice long legs, dresses like a clown and sucks unprotected dick badly in mainstream movies, because even with AIDS, condom blowjobs just don’t make sense to me. Cuddles.

Chloe Sevigny is pretty much a useless piece of shit. She looks likes trash and for some reason was treated like some fucking style icon about 4 years ago. She was a hipster before hipsters were as popular as they are now, I’m talking before every 16 year old was jerking off to Cory Kennedy’s dirty hair and wiping their cum off with a Kid Millionaire shirt….

Point being all this shit happened for this battered piece of shit after she got AIDS in KIDS and before sucking off some dude for the sake of art.

That said, Chloe Sevigny may be pretty busted but is the coolest slut to ever be on film, because bitch knows how to please me. I have a thing for mainstreams actors doing porn for the sake of art….

I don’t know what I am saying…It’s a snow day and on snow day people don’t work. I saw a hot Jewish girl in UGGS and Spandex fall in a snowbank and I think I turned her falling into porn…if that makes sense.