Here are some pictures of Courtney Love looking amazing in a see through shirt. She’s about five steps away from death and that shit turns me on because I can’t help but wonder what her underwear smells like. It’s like she’s having a hard enough time taking care of the parts of her we see, just imagine the magical places that we can’t see. I love that she’s reading a book on the healing power for crystals, I think it’s safe to say that she’s probably only interested because she’s waiting for her favorite kind of crystal ( meth). The truth is that that was a seriously obvious joke. I am no good at this blogging thing anymore, like Courtney Love is no good at being anything attractive.

I had a friend who was pretty much living on the streets for a little while because he had no job, no money and a couple awesome addictions and mental health issues. I would go visit him to catch up and have a couple beers and as the weeks went on, his smell got substantially worse. I asked him when the last time he changed his socks was, because I thought I was going to throw up at the smell of rotting flesh and he confessed that it has been a long time and it was becoming a problem because he thought he either had an infection or a foot fungus that was causing him massive grief. He offered to take off his sock to get my expert opinion but I just told him to go to a doctor and to change his fuckin socks more often, because if you gotta change anything as a matter of survival, socks are up there with underwear. Either way, he didn’t listen and I didn’t hear from him for a few months, one day when I was walking around - I heard some dude callin’ my name, I looked over and it was my old buddy and he was being pushed in a shopping cart. Dude’s foot had been amputated because he didn’t take my advice, and he couldn’t afford a wheel chair rental, so instead just let his friends push him around in one of their homes. It was a pretty awkward encounter, but when you’re poor you make due with what you got.

Either way, here are some pics of Courtney Love biting his style because she’s equally crazy and probably equally addicted and equally unhygienic but she does have a lot of money, so there’s really no excuse for her ghetto wheelchair, except for maybe that she’s a fuckin murdering cunt, but even that’s not much of an excuse for anything other than killing people.

I wasn’t going to bother posting these because I figured they were older and hat you had your taste of Courtney Love in a bikini last week, but figured why the fuck not.

Everyone likes to dis her for killing her husband for fame, being a drug addict and a bad mother, being fat and then skinny and looking like a trainwreck in a bikini with a nasty flappy fucking weird looking stomach but at least she’s got camel toe.

Point is that my wife can’t even support her own weight for more than 15 minutes without falling and I would love it for her to start doing drugs, start exercising, start starving herself, or anything to make her look more like Courtney Love.

In an ideal world, I wouldn’t slam something that looks as wrecked as this, the shit growing out of her stomach is pretty fucking gross, but ideal worlds don’t exist for me and I have no standards….

That said, Courtney Love is hotter than my wife so stop making fun of her. Asshole.