If you’re wondering what happened to the Voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch that you used to jerk off to when you were going through that whole Disney Cartoons are Like Porn to me phase, here’s your answer. Her name is Daveigh Chase, she’s 18, I’ve never heard of her but she is some child star who is still in the industry because she’s pretty much still a child, but a legal child, the kind you can fuck without fear of prison…

Speaking of 18 year olds, I just ran into some 50 year old woman who thought she was 18. From behind he had a really fucking tight body, like nothing about that body looked like it was anything older than 18. She was wearing trendy clothes and had big hair and I just assumed she was product of some rich guy, well I was partially right, because she was obviously married to a rich guy who invested some serious money into her because when she turned around it was like I was looking at the fucking devil, with some haggard lookin’ plastic surgery raped face and those perky tits where obvious implants, but that body was so tight, she must really send a lot of time fuckin’ her personal trainer. That has nothing to do with Daveigh Chase, on her hot skinny body, but I wanted to remember that story for future masturbation, and since this is my personal blog, I’m allowed.

These are some pictures of Daveigh Chase, some 17 year old child star who is going through her slut phase in hopes of getting more work.

I didn’t know whether posting these was a good idea or not, because I have a feeling that you are a sex offender and that this may put you over the edge and make you do things I don’t want you to do. But reality is that this girl is 17 and in a bikini, it’s not like she’s sitting out with her vagina exposed giving herself a diddle, which is something you’d probably want to do, because that’s just the kind of guy you are. So that’s why I am posting it.

Reality is that the difference between 17 and 18 is barely there. 17 year olds go to bars, party, get drunk, get naked, have blowjob parties and all the same shit their 18 year old friends are doing. That invisible line that is defined by their birthdays is irrelevant and the reason why it’s no illegal to hook up with one in Canada, but you Americans are missing out on all the fun with the risk of Jail and all that shit that comes with hooking up with one. I am not saying that you should all pack your bags and move to Canada to park outside highschools to offer girls a lift home, but I am saying that if you were in Canada, that’s probably what you would be doing, if you weren’t too scared to leave your mom’s basement, which I highly doubt you’d ever have the confidence to do. It’s so warm and comforting to have you bed made everyday and your laundry done and folded for you and there’s always food in the fridge…why would you ever want to leave. Sure some people call you a loser, but they are just jealous with how good you’ve got it, and girls probably won’t want to bang you, but I don’t know if you should be so quick to blame your living situation, I am sure it has more to do with the fact that you’re just a loser in all facets of your life.

Here are those Daveigh Chase bikini pics, you fucking pervert.

This girl is some child star who was in nothing you’d ever care to see and has credits like the movie AI: Artificial Intelligence, but her scenes were deleted. She’s also the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch, which may be something you’re more familiar with since you use it as a back-up pick-up line when the little girls in the park refuse to go to your van to pet your puppy…Either way, she’s in a bikini with some asshole with stupid hair.

I went to the park today for the first time since getting back, I hadn’t really missed it all that much, because being around freakshow losers is only fun when I am in the mood to laugh at people and not on sensitive days like today where I kinda feel sorry for people. Anyway, nothing changed over the last month except for this one dude Billy who is pretty much a waste of space, addicted to drugs and on welfare. Anyway, everytime I see Billy he looks like he’s aged 5 years and at this rate dude is going to look 90 by the end of next year….and he has inspired me to go out and get a job…

Before I do that, I borrowed my friend’s Stick It DVD and it isn’t what dreams are made of like I thought it would be….but I will watch it over and over again until I get my act together and get a job, which may be sometime next year….