At first I thought this picture of Elizabeth Hurley was just her giving the paparazzi the finger because they are invasive cocksuckers who never seem to go away, kinda like herpes when you have a weak immune system, only the annoying immigrant that stalks and snaps off pics of you version.

The whole thing that bothers me about these cocksuckers is that they do spend money getting the pictures I post, but that money they spend is on stalking a bitch, I’m talking airline tickets, hotel rooms, car rentals and zoom lenses that to put the immigrant with a camera in the right place at the right time to capture the moment, but they don’t actually pay for the production of the pictures like a photoshoot would, and they aren’t paying the talent in the pictures, even though the illegal immigrant is the one who shouldn’t be getting paid and not the subject of the fucking picture, then they come to me demanding money or lawsuits for pictures they claim are theirs but never prove are theirs and it just doesn’t make sense to me.

But then I realized Liz Hurley isn’t giving the paparazzi the finger, she’s giving you the finger, because along with the rest of us, she hates you too.

These pics of Liz Hurley are from some fashion shoot which may or not be new, and I don’t know enough about fashion to be able to tell or not, and in the end neither do you. What I do know is that when you get as little action as you do, hot women are hot women, and as much as you would like to hold out for that blonde bikini model who lives up the street from you, we both know thats not going to happen, ever, and it makes more sense to beat off to these photos, old or not.

I’ve always liked Elizabeth Hurley because when you here her formal British accent everyone automatically pictures her sitting at home in a formal floral dress, drinking Earl Grey Tea with her pinky in the air. Truth be told, she’s actually from a pretty shitty neighborhood in Britain and had it pretty rough growing up. She’s filthy rich now, especially since marrying that Hindu rich guy. So I guess on some days she probably does sit at home in a floral dress, drinking Earl GreyTea with her pinky in the air, or she just gets naked and rolls around in all her money. I prefer to think of the latter.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez