Here are some pictures of Gemma Ward, one of Heath Ledger’s vaginas before he died, who is a model and she looks like she is taking his death to heart by lookin’ like death. She’s obviously celebrating his life by not showering and doing the drugs he forgot in her apartment to cope with the loss.

That said, there’s nothing like a good vulnerable mourning girl to move in on because they are easy and fucking a girl while she cries feels like home to me, not because I am depraved but because that’s what I do whenever my wife fucks me….

I was watching the View earlier today while trying to sober up and they were talking about the HPV vaccine and how little girls should get it at the age of 9 to prevent all chances of landing warts and cervical cancer. They said that 30% of girls are banging by the age of 13 and I was pretty fucking shocked to hear that. When I was 13 I don’t even think I knew what jerking of was. I was too busy playing with barbies and learning how to speak english while avoiding crazy rednecks throwing horse manure at me in the seventh grade. They were cowboys and into that shit and not so into mexican immigrants…

That said, this is a model named Gemma Ward and she’s pretty much a big deal at least I am told she is….By the looks of the picture of her kissing that dude, it’s safe to say that I hope she got her HPV vaccine….sleeping your way to the top can kill you.

Bonus - Petra Nemcova at the Same Event