Here are some pictures of Geri Spice looking like a 7 year old on a bike ride with her dad and figured some of you would be into that. It sure beats hanging out outside the park and potentially getting arrested…doesn’t it? You sick fuck.
It’s Summer and all these French sluts are out trying to get healthy to balance out their cocaine snorting, hard drinking, chain smoking and bad eating that leaves their faces about 10 years older than they actually are. Some of them are out on their bikes getting the fucking way while wearing their spandex and sports bras, other girls are out jogging wearing their spandex and sports bras and that’s when I decided that working out in public should be banned for hot chicks. That shit is like watching a fuckin’ porno and I think less rapes would go down if they didn’t let hot chicks into gyms or out in public in spandex. Don’t get me wrong, I love the shit, but that’s all part of the problem. The state should issue treadmills to hot girls to work out at home, while leaving gyms for fat sluts no one wants to fuck because it would make the world a better place and maybe if the hot chicks in Spandex stop making an appearance, so will the fat dudes who think it’s cool to wear bike shorts will disappear too.
I went to the strippers last week, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest or high school principal or gym teacher or some shit and I was thinking that it was nice of him to donate to my cause. He suffered years of pain, emotional trauma and repressed memories so that he could use all that cash he got from the “accident” on me. It’s like he really took one for the team and even thought I like to think I’m the best charity to contribute too, I am sure he could be doing better things with his money than pay for me to grab big fake tits.
Here are some pictures of Geri Halliwell’s Breasts at some Breast Cancer Care Event, because what better way to support the breast cancer cause than to show the world you still got your tits. Which is kinda like a dude with a huge penis going to a small penis support group and pullin out his shit just to mock them, but less gay.
Ginger Spice is a little washed up. I think that she was even washed up when she started in the Spice Girls many years ago after being a stripper and amateur nude model so I guess this attempt at being sexy is expected from a girl who’s tits brought her to the top. She also just had a kid and as Britney Spears proves everyday, having a kid means months of being sprawled out on the doctor’s table for everyone to examine your box. It also means months of pulling your tit out where ever you are to make your baby stop crying. So when you have a kid, you usually forget what your lady parts were made for, well maybe that is what they are made for, but to every dude out there, they are made for other things like not having babies and only being sucked by them for the 15 minutes they last. That said, I guess a lot of pregnant chicks and post pregnant chicks never fully bounce back to where they were before their bodies were ravaged, so the day they look in the mirror and think to themselves that they’ve got it back, they want the world to know it and dress like this.
I am not really complaining, I am just too distracted by her clown hair, I feel like I am watching some new age kids show and I’m just waiting for bitch to start juggling.
But celebrities in bras are celebrities in bras and it’s my job to post them so here’s a little more Ginger Spice than we’ve seen in a long time and I guess that’s a good thing to some of you.
So I’ll Tell You What I Want, What I Really Really Want, and that’s for the Spice Girls to go back in time and look like they used to . I know that aging is all part of life, otherwise we’d never get old and life would be all Peter Pan pedophile shit, but looking at them now, all post pregnancy or currently pregnant brings back pretty vivid drunken memories of me trying to jerk off to their music videos. I guess what I am trying to say is that life ends for a chick after she gives birth, her body goes to shit and she should probably do whatever she can to stay out of the public eye as much as possible, because sometimes it’s nice for us to remember the good times, and not be forced to witness the demise…Sure, I can respect that having a family and creating life and all that shit is beautiful in theory, but no one ever said it makes you pretty and I have little interest is seeing a once tight bodied Scary Spice’s Eddy Murphey induced cellulite. That’s all I have to say about that.
On a side note, I have no idea what they are doing hanging out together, I can only assume they are going to try to cash in on being mom’s by launching some children’s album or some shit, but they are probably more like the moms who meet at my starbucks after doing mommy yoga together, to discuss how amazing life is and how having a baby changed their life forever, setting up a life of competing amongst friends about which kid is the best and laughing at their single friend who is still going out every night and fucking random men trying to fill that void…..At least they are doing it dressed like sluts….
Hey look, it’s Gerri Spice’s box, I thought it’s be dirtier and a little more busted up, mainly because she used to be a hooker but also because she’s had a baby, but I guess that was a pretty shitty joke that I have dropped before.
Watching girls moving is my new porn, especially when those girls are rich enough to pay people to do this dirty work for them. Maybe she’s trying to keep busy because she hasn’t done anything in 5 years, maybe she spent all her money on lipo, maybe I am just a lazy fuck who likes sitting and who won’t even bring up his own fucking groceries because there’s always bored, homeless, meth kids around to do it for me. Meth kids are pretty much going to fuck over our economy because the motherfuckers have a lot more energy than 400 pound fat sluts who take 10 minutes to pour me a fucking coffee at the local donut shop because getting their fat hands to grip around the cup while all out of breath is too hard to fucking handle for them…
I have a thing for older ladies who have kids and over compensate by losing a lot of weight making them better to look at than they were before having kids. Unfortunately, most girls let themselves go because pregnancy makes them fat and lazy and they never fucking bounce back, that’s why you gotta watch out who you knock up, not that you really have a chance, at the rate things are going, your family name ends with you, because you have to have sex to knock a bitch up and donating sperm doesn’t fucking count because you never know where that shit ended up, for all you know some science lap is hybrid breeding donkeys and you.
Either way, I am all about older bitches because they are menopausal, and menopausal means they can’t get pregnant, and not getting pregnant means no condom, and no condom means good times. Not to mention they are pretty eager to slam because they are all mid-life crisis ridden trying to prove they still have sex appeal. I guess that’s where this piece of shit post ends…
This one’s called Ginger in the Beginning and Ginger in the end. It’s a little commentary on how fast we age and how short life really is. In Geri’s useless mind, it feels like just last week when she was sitting there posing for some amateur photographer for a couple quid to pay for her flat and for her club kid drugs. Now bitch is old, washed up and is rockin a gunt. This slag’s rockin’ a carpet to cover up the fat.
I am not hating on Geri, I actually think she’s a very talented singer, and will be likely be performing on some resort for a tab at the bar and a room to sleep in, until her uterus drys up, falls out on stage and is sold on ebay, so Geri can afford estrogen therapy and a one room apartment, cuz no one wants a singer with no uterus.
