I like old chicks better than no chicks. The other thing that’s good about old chicks is that the older a woman gets the sluttier she becomes, like a fine wine only with a little more nipple and cumshots. They realize that they don’t have their tight, perky, smooth skinned bodies to get them where they want to go and the only way to make up for it is to suck dick harder and better than the young ones they are competing with.

People assume that with age comes experience, like if you add up the number of cocks a woman has sucked over the number of years she’s been suckin cock, you get some crazy number of blow jobs she’s given, making her some kind of expert compared to a young hot college spring chicken of a girl, but the reality of it is that they just put more effort in because they know if they don’t satisfy a dude, he’s going elsewhere, cuz her floppy old tits aren’t enough to keep him around…while the college chick puts in the bare minimum because that’s all she’s gotta put in because no one likes sucking dick, except you. Fag.

That said, you aren’t getting any old chicks or young chicks so none of this concerns you and was really a waste of your time to read. I’d apologize but I am too lazy. Cuddles.

It was table scrap Monday at the strip club. It’s the night all the bitches take off because Thursday thru Sunday night is good business and even then strippers need a little fucking downtime. We were warned by 2 dudes not to step into the bar because they only had 4 nasty whores on staff, but dude didn’t realize that that was what I was drawn to. I went to take a leak and overheard them talking about how they paid 1000 dollars each for a blowjob from one of the nasty whores working, so I had to explain that a solid street whore is a fraction of the price and sucks dick way better because they are usually missing teeth. It comes with meth addiction and bad hygiene but in all reality it doesn’t matter what causes it, what does matter is how close to heaven it feels.

Speaking of Heaven, based on Goldie Hawn’s tits, she’s on the highway to heaven, lookin at her is like counting the number of rings on a tree, it’s a pretty simple science and I’d still bang her if my dick wasn’t broke and broken.