Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere pullin a Michael Jackson and stealing a fuckin baby to do god knows what with. I’m thinking she’s taking the kid to join her carnival, you know get them in when they are young so they don’t remember the outside world, but maybe someone will walk in on her trying to shove it into her uterus due to mental issues that stem from having her heart broken by her one true love who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with and have a family with in a “Look what you made me do” kinda way.
Either way, I predict there is going to be some kind of out of court settlement, if you know what I mean.
Hayden Panettiere was out promoting some new movie where she plays the hot chick, which in and of itself is totally bullshit, and we all know she’s more of the weird girl with knee braces, acne and asthma because her whore mother smoked and drank when she was pregnant, but I guess when you are born into the industry, even if your mom is nothing more than a low level pornstar who doesn’t fuck on camera but does Soap Opera erotica on camera, you are give an advantage, and when you make yourself up, and wear the right clothes, and get your hair done, your skin tended to, and all that other shit, you kinda stray away from the life of carnival jokes, and fuckin the fat dude cuz no one else wants you. It’s all marketing and her and her people are fuckin’ tricking us and I don’t like it one bit.
Here she is in a lacy dress that may or may not be see thru and that you will like because you are unnaturally horny and a total follower.
Bonus – Here is she is “Nude” in a Locker Room from Some Stupid Movie Called Beth Cooper
After last night, I am not only surprised that I am alive, but I am also surprised that it isn’t the weekend yet and that I have to fuckin’ post on the site, probably the last thing I want to do, but the only thing I got goin for me, which makes it all more depressing for me.
Here are some pictures of Hayden that look like she’s taking a shit, because you know to get a ripped body like hers she’s eating all kinds of protein 8 times a day probably leading to many shits a day, the kind that throw you off your feet and make you wonder how such a horrible smell came out of such a small body, because I feel like shit.
UGGs make girls look like they have shorter legs than they do, so when they are on thin, long legged, rich girls I want to fuck, shit looks dope, but when you get a short, boxy, muscular troll with no neck rockin’ the shit, because she has lots of money and feels she has every right to dress with the trends, without realizing the trends are doin’ bad things for her, cuz she thinks she is hot and has it going on, like the thin long legged, righ girls I want to fuck, since she’s “Hayden Fuckin’ Panettiere”, but instead looks like my uncle, who used to walk around on his knees, with shoes to look like a midget, to lighten the mood and make me laugh, before sticking his dick in my mouth.
Here is Hayden Panettiere and her weird looking hips, that I guess look like that because she doesn’t have enough leg to support her needs, so she’s busting out sideways, cuz it’s the only way to go. So she’s short, stalky and not really a girl I’d want to get with, unless I was touring with a circus, and she was the only realy pussy other thatn the bearded lady on the fuckin’ bus, so we are all forced to pass this bitch around, you know it’s lonely as a carni and you make do with what you’re given, not that I’ve ever been in a circus, or really turned down midget pussy, but sometimes it is nice to pretend.
Hayden Panettiere is still on vacation, or maybe this is working, considering celebrities live the laziest fucking life, unlike me, who is up all day sitting on my couch, taking beer bottles back to buy more beer, or maybe even a can of beefaroni, because like a celebrity I need a personal chef, unfortunately my chef is named Chef Boyardee and he makes his mass produced shit with the most ghetto ingredients to make it affordable, I suck at life and here’s Hayden ownin’ hers in a white bikini, which coincidentally is my favorite color bikini because I am ususally able to spot pussy and I am sure I’ve said this before, but I am a fan of pussy.
I posted pics of Hayden Panettiere in this bikini yesterday, but my whole life feels a little repetitive, so I figure why the fuck not post the rest of the fucking pictures because there is no such thing as fresh in my life, especially when it comes to my wife’s vagina, plus the bitch is showing off her ripped body and doin’ her body building competition poses, so this is some exclusive look into her prepping for her dreams of being the shortest Mister Universe, now all she needs is to get out of that girl bathing suit, because Mr Universe don’t do bikini tops, just bikini bottoms.
On a sidenote, guess who’s hungover…I’ll give you three guesses. Winner gets nothing.
More Hayden bikini pics, I felt I had no choice but to post them, not because her little body is lookin’ pretty tight, but because of the bruised ass that’s rubbing her down. I assume that is a product of ill-planned lyposuction, you know a little too last minute to recover from because you couldn’t decide whether you were going to go Cannes or not and when you finally decided it was a “GO” and booked your ass fat suction appointment you knew you’d be bruised up but at least you’re old lady ass won’t be cellulite ridden, so thanks for that lady.
Hayden Panettiere looks pretty good when thrown on a boat with a bunch of old rich hags who are jacked up on Plastic Surgery and look like annoying cunts to be around. She should do it more often because youth is a pretty magical thing, when on a boat with a bunch of vultures staring you down for still having yours while they try to hang onto theirs.
Normally this troll’s success and look offends me, like whenever I see ugly chicks think they are hot because dudes are perverts who are willing to fuck anything and they let it get to their ugly heads, but in this situation, based on comparison, she’s got it goin’ on. Enjoy.
When bored, go to the parking lot at stripmall, yoga studio or even grocery store in your local suburb and watch hot mom’s getting in and out of cars.
It may be hit or miss but if you’re in the right spot you can see everything from panties to cameltoe to hot asses and if it gives you a little something to jerk off, then it can’t be all that creepy, unless you can’t wait to jerk off and decide to go at it in your car, right then ant there without realizing that the parking log you’ve gone to is next to a daycare. Sicko.
Here’s Hayden doin’ what some of us enjoy watching girls do.
I remember trying to convince a girl I was dating to get herself an IUD, or to get on the fuckin’ pill, because we don’t want to get her pregnant and I always cut holes in the comdoms so that they’d accidentally break, because she was the kind of girl who always insisted on using condoms, even after dating for 4 months monogamously, and I’d want that natural feeling. At first, I’d only do it on special occassions, like on my birthday, or on Saturday nights after drinking or getting high, knowing the sex would be awesome and she’d be in good enough spirits to no notice, but then I got hooked ont he skin on skin feeling, so was staging the broken condom shit every second day, until one day, I got sloppy and she walked in on my tampering with the fuckin’ goods, only to freak the fuck out for me “jeopardizing” her pussy, and she never spoke to me again, except for the time she called me threatening my life because she failed the papsmear and I’d given her HPV. The “these things happen” rationale didn’t really go over very well.
That story has nothing to do with Hayden Panettiere.
Star Trek is coming and I’m sure that means that you are too, because Star Trek was the only friend you had growing up. It was the one thing you really connected with and when the internet hit it allowed you to find like minded loser virgins who you could interact with and meet at conventions to hang out with and is really the only reason you ever got married, so in a lot of ways Star Trek, the reason you were such a loser growing up, is the same reason you got pussy in the first place….
Here’s a little Heidi Klum throwin’ up her Virgin Gang Signs….I think that is like the hybrid shocker for girls with fatty assholes…but I am usually wrong about that shit…
Here’s some bad space jokes and others who were at the event….Which is funny because when you used to throw you Star Trek parties the only person who showed up was your stuffed animals and kid sister. I guess they got paid the fuck off, you know trying to take the acne faced, asthmatic, red headed pre-conceived notions of the shit…..
Amanda Bynes was there cuz her legs are out of this world…..
Kristin Cavallari was there because her career is as believable as science fiction….
Tori Spelling was there because her tits are fucking alien….
Hayden Panettiere because she all of her fans are fucking virgin Star Trek People. This is her fuckin’ scene
When I look at Hayden Panettiere, I just can’t help but imagine how strong her vagina is. Like can it carry bricks and help build a village for a small African tribe, or is all her muscle in her shoulder. Would fucking her result in getting your dick ripped the fuck off and used as a tampon, or would it be a magical experience you’d expect from getting with a dirty little elf. Would cumming on her chest be one of those things that emotionally scars you, you know leading to dreams of sex with 12 year old boys, because you can’t figure out if it was Hayden, or her boyish attributes that finished you off…..
Either way, here she is feeling herself up, because I guess guys know better than to get too close to her, because either way, she’s just a little too tough, like leather.
Everyone is freaking out about Hayden Panettiere’s haircut, you know cuz it’s short and closer to the brush cut she had when she didn’t pretend to be a girl and embraced her penis…I just wanted to say that I am not one of those people.
Hey guess what, Hayden Panettiere’s got shitty tits. I have more luscious cleavage you’d want to burry your head in, but then again I am clinically and legally obese, so I have bigger tits that most women.
The good news is that if she was to do porn she’d make more per scene because the companies love natural tits since most girls willing to do porn have already jacked their shit up. The bad news is that Hayden thinks she’s too good for porn and sticks to garbage TV shows no one watches, and by no one I mean everyone, you assholes are giving her this uncontrollable, undeserved ego.
