Jennifer Tilly’s got big tits but the kind of big tits that aren’t spectacular enough for you to ignore that she doesn’t have it going on. I am all for girls who have shit to offer physically, going out of their way to make themselves feel attractive by showing off their fat tits, but that’s just because I like lookin’ at tits busting out of the dress and have the ability to focus on the good and not on the bad. I am not as good at it as my friend who always fucks the nastiest looking sluts and when I ask him why, his answer is always that she had tits “like this”. Maybe I am not man enough to put my penis through hell just to stare at a nasty bitches tits while I fuck her, and prefer just getting her to show them to me in the bar by giving her a little attention and asking politely. Lonely ugly girls always fall for it.

Big tits are a perfect distraction from a stupid dress that has plastic windows sewn onto it. I remember when I used to work at a marina and part of my job was zipping on the canvas roofs during rainstorms and the shit had windows made out of the same material. I guess the truth is that this bitch is thick enough to be a boat, and her tits are what makes her float.

Sometimes I think that tits are my enemy, they distract me from realizing a bitch is busted because I am too busy focusing on them bounce. Since I haven’t had a boner in a long time, it doesn’t leave me waking up the next morning in bed with a monster, but I know that tits have the power to do that to me.

Either way, Jennifer Tilly has some big ol’ tits that you can look at this glorious Monday.