Here is a big set of 40 year old tits on a 40 year old menopausal body. e Nothing like the aging process to motivate me to get off the computer and take a nap because I am not feeling this whole bloggin’ thing today. My brain is muddy and I can’t think of all the funny shit I had planned to talk about today, because I only slept for a minute on the couch because I couldn’t come to terms where my life has gone, much like how Jennifer Tilly felt when she looked at herself in the mirror, having to come to terms with where it all went….but I guess at least she’s got her tits, while I pretty much have nothing. Good times.

Jennifer Tilly’s got big tits but the kind of big tits that aren’t spectacular enough for you to ignore that she doesn’t have it going on. I am all for girls who have shit to offer physically, going out of their way to make themselves feel attractive by showing off their fat tits, but that’s just because I like lookin’ at tits busting out of the dress and have the ability to focus on the good and not on the bad. I am not as good at it as my friend who always fucks the nastiest looking sluts and when I ask him why, his answer is always that she had tits “like this”. Maybe I am not man enough to put my penis through hell just to stare at a nasty bitches tits while I fuck her, and prefer just getting her to show them to me in the bar by giving her a little attention and asking politely. Lonely ugly girls always fall for it.

Big tits are a perfect distraction from a stupid dress that has plastic windows sewn onto it. I remember when I used to work at a marina and part of my job was zipping on the canvas roofs during rainstorms and the shit had windows made out of the same material. I guess the truth is that this bitch is thick enough to be a boat, and her tits are what makes her float.

Sometimes I think that tits are my enemy, they distract me from realizing a bitch is busted because I am too busy focusing on them bounce. Since I haven’t had a boner in a long time, it doesn’t leave me waking up the next morning in bed with a monster, but I know that tits have the power to do that to me.

Either way, Jennifer Tilly has some big ol’ tits that you can look at this glorious Monday.