I am all for Eastern European girls mainly because the one’s who were born under the communist regime were raised to be whores, because their vagina was their only escape from a life of rationed bread and toilet paper under the iron fist. They needed to get out and if they were good looking enough, they’d be put to work learning how to suck dick properly at a young age, training and making extra money to spend on clothes and other things that would help contribute to their package deal for whatever American wanted to marry them so if they were good looking enough and not the fat and hairier than the average man that were trained for weightlifting in the Olympics or how to man a sewing machine for the factory they were going to spend the rest of their lives in but the odd one would take train to participate in the National past time of wresling juggling bears, they were sent into the sex trade, signed up to mail-order bride catalogs and if they were really lucky, sent to America to be models.

Now I know Krupa was raised in America, but that doesn’t take away from a deep rooted cultural tradition of being a whore that’s all part of her genetic code and knowing that is all part of the reason I am posting this.

The truth is that I am pretty disappointed from this photoshoot, I thought Germans were crazy and was expecting to see some scat bondage action, but I guess seeing her tits is better than nothing, even though it’s not quite as good as seeing her getting shit on like the whore that she is.

I fucking hate Ed Hardy and everyone who wears it. I don’t know what it is about decorative, colorful vintage tattoo lookin’ shirts that cheesy tanned, gym-bound mainstream club goers get boners for but I like to think it’s just because shit’s expensive, celebrities wear it and I blame Hollywood.

It’s like if they don’t realize that a t-shirt costs 3 dollars at most blank and 20 dollars at most finished even with the use of every single possible type of silk screening or graphic application technology that one shirt can handle but shouldn’t because shit ends up looking like one of my cum shots after a bout with an STD, you know tainted with blood, mucus and shaped like a skull in a top hat because the fever is making me delusional, and are paying upwards of 300 dollars to just fit in.

This is the product of the success of the Von Dutch movement that targeted the same poser, Grey Goose bottle whoring, big bicep dudes and club slut fake tit girls they recruit at the tanning salon, who listen to Bob Sinclair and who don’t have any concept of what’s actually going on in the world, but know that all their friends are rockin’ it and so are the celebrities and that must mean it’s good. They don’t realize that dude realized that magic formula where you can get celebs to wear your shit if you give it to them for free and then all these mainstream followers will eat shit up, especially if you take that product that normally costs 3 dollars and make them believe it’s worth absurd amounts more than it is.

Maybe it’s marketing genius, I like to think it’s just representative of the hell that we are living and the stupidy of the general public and their need for the media to tell them what’s up and I don’t anticipate Ed Hardy to go away anytime soon, despite hoping that it does, but the good news is that Joanna Krupa was one of their bikini models recently, and I am always ready to get down with communism when it looks like this no matter what shit stupid clothes its wearing.

Joanna Krupa is a model who has been on the cover of a ton of magazines and has been in Playboy because she is hot and looks good naked. I have no idea what else she’s done as far as work goes but I do know that these topless calendar pics are a good fuckin’ move because she is hot and looks good naked. She was born in Poland so I can only assume she got her career started at a young age as a contortionist who would balance on a Ball with a bear during the communist years when Poland was known for their circus performers, or maybe she was a Gypsy, like the cunt who lives in the next building over from me. The other day I was walking down the street and she stopped her car next to me and started screaming at me about shit I didn’t understand and could only assume was some kind of relapse into WWII concentration camps. Unfortunately she ended up trying to run me over but missed, because I could have used the insurance settlement and I don’t really need my legs anyway because I like to sit….on Joanna Krupa’s face…because she’s hot and looks good naked.

You probably don’t know who this bitch is, actually you’re one of those internet weirdos who just constantly looks at pictures of semi famous girls posing with their big old tits, so you probably have every picture ever taken of her on your hard drive, and that is probably one of the reasons why you can’t get laid. Either way, Krupa is at some lingerie party and she isn’t wearing the kind of lingerie I want to see. I am more into something a little more revealing with a little more skin, not something that doubles as a fucking party dress, but I guess that’s asking too much out of a slut who made her career showing off her fat tits.

I like concept parties. I think panty parties, lingerie parties, pool parties, beach parties, group sex parties are all things I’d like to do. I always wanted to throw parties, but realize that it will cost way too much money, too much time and too much organization that I don’t have the ability to do. Some of the concept parties I’ve had are drinking and driving party to see how many of us get home alive and not arrested as a protest to all these drive safe ads. I also thought about having an amateur stripper party, a nudist party where you check your clothes at the door and I guess those are all I’ve come up with so far.

I am not even going to talk about her gay black accessory because gay black guys are a whole other fucking topic that I don’t I want to get into because we all know black dudes are supposed to be hip hop not taking it in the butt.

I don’t give a fuck about Spike TV. I don’t give a fuck about their shitty guy awards because I find that whole Men’s Market massively fucking gay and creating a Guy Awards isn’t empowering to men, it makes us look like a bunch of fucking cunts. Men aren’t supposed to care about awards we’re supposed to be too busy providing for our families.

This men’s market must be targeting 14 year old boys. It’s all about hot chicks you’ll never bang because they don’t like guys who watch shit like Spike TV. It’s also about cars, machines, sports, sex and UFC and it’s kinda insulting to me that they think guys are supposed to be into all that shit.

I assume that some of your faggots like to get drunk with your buddies and watch this shit while giving each other high fives and maybe even betting on who is going to win and the loser has to do something emasculating like wear women’s panties for a month or even let you and all your other friends jerk off on his face because it’s not gay when it’s about losing a bet or some shit.

Either way, I do give a fuck about hot girls wearing lingerie as party dresses and this is Joanna Krupa from Poland at the Spike TV Guys choice awards lookin’ pretty alright. She was the hired pussy to try to make the party less of a sausage fest. I always thought Polish people were into training circus bears to balance on balls, I guess I was wrong. I guess this isn’t really lingerie, but if you saw what my wife wears to look sexy you’d understand why I consider this shit lingerie, fuck yourself.