I was hanging out with some man-hating girl the other day. She wasn’t a lesbian and had no interest in ever being a lesbian and claimed that she never even kissed a girl before, which I had trouble believing since every girl has kissed a girl but she was pretty convincing.

The reason she hates men is because she’s convinced that all men cheat and can’t be trusted with her vagina so instead of having sex and just livin’ in the moment, she’s got all these hang-ups and just doesn’t fuck, but does let guys buy her booze in bars that she dresses up in party dresses to go to because she hates men enough to look good for them and get attention from them.

I tried telling her that girls cheat too and got into a huge discussion of mass-generalizations about how guys get used to fuckin’ their wives and don’t venture out to fuck other girls because it takes work and we are lazy and the only time we do end up cheating is when a girl throws herself at us because we can’t say no. I went onto say that girls are the keeper of sex because they have the vagina and when they are sexual peaking in their 30s they are lookin’ for some romantic fantasy shit they masturbate too, while dudes just masturbate to porn and it’s all physical.

I went on to blame the media for making guys look out to be assholes because that’s my default argument when trying to get a man-hating woman to show me her tits. I also told her that I blame the media for me not wanting to fuck my wife because after seeing an Episode of Roseanne where the Connors make sexual references or touch each other, it makes you never want to touch a fat woman ever again, despite how easy they always are.

Either way, here’s Joss Stone on set of her new movie kissing a girl because lesbianism is in right now and I am totally down with watching it, even if I know the girls are drunk and just want attention.

BONUS - Some High Tea action of Joss Stone With Elton John on Set

This is today’s fetish post, because any girl pouring a drink is something worth getting off to. I always had a thing for girls behind a bar. It is mainly because I am an alcoholic and the woman who brings me and my love together is pretty much my personal savior. The other reason I like barmaids is because they are hot, wear low cut shirt and tight short skirts trying to seduce me into tipping them. They also have no choice but to talk to me so I get to drop all my insanity on them in one night of drinking and they just smile and nod making me feel like a star.

Joss Stone is obviously doing this as some sort of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand but I don’t get out much so maybe it all makes sense to you. I was hoping that her career after singing involved more public penis in vagina action, but maybe it’s too soon to ask for that much…give the bitch some time.

I almost got arrested last night because I walked into a coffee shop to take a piss at about 2 in the morning. The over achieving cocksucker behind the counter obviously forgot that he was getting paid 8 dollars an hour, too little to care if someone takes a fucking leak without buying something and motherfucker ran after me. When he told me I had to order something, I called him a racist and told all the drunken sluts around me that he was a racist. I managed to find myself a couple of dollars to follow his policy of buy something to piss, and when I made my way to the counter he refused to serve me. He wasn’t happy that I called him a racist to his customers and when I said I wasn’t leaving without my tea he called the cops. I figured it was a better idea to leave than to deal with the police, but I am still confused as to why some racist cunt who won’t serve mexican’s who have to pee and who takes his depressing job to fuckin heart can get away with this shit. My mission for the next week is to get a video of him harassing me.

Speaking of harassing, here is some Joss Stone upskirt that’s an inch away from showing panty.