When the pickings are slim you go for the drunk haggard divorcee in the corner with her tits hanging out at the bar. That’s pretty much what I did on the site today, only the rumor is that this Lauren Holly bitch is married, which is a good thing, because she doesn’t have a whole lot else going for her, except for the fact that she is a redhead with pretty big tits that you can barely see here…but since my content is always pretty shitty I figure why not post the fucking thing.

Speaking of shitty, I spend too much time on the internet. Last night I passed out at my computer at 4 am drunk because drinking is my favorite thing to do and I ended up having a dream about Lindsay Lohan. I know you don’t know me, but I seriously don’t give a shit about these celebrity whores and when they start haunting me in my dreams, I get annoyed. I don’t really remember what Lohan did in my dream last night, but it really wasn’t interesting. It involved her doing drugs and being crazy and somehow me being in her hotel room and ended up with me waking up in a cold sweat. I assume that means I need a vacation.

I’ll actually write some worthwhile about fucking old chicks or whatever later, but I am too busy trying to wake up. I can’t always be on. I am not your dancing little monkey but I will be if you start sending me money, I am a whore like that.

Speaking of whores, here’s Lauren Holly and her Nipples Jim Carrey once sucked.